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#Meanwhile ... the news for cake eaters ... :blobheart:

Dear Friends,
As we may know, not everyone can bear the 'Welcome to the Real World' ... :ablobcatwave:
Some of us, mentioning #no-names except my own, are made of #softer hardness ... :meltingface:

For example, the #skinny need #less cake, being fed up and just are happier. Aim for that. Rich skinny and #miserly miserable is sad but hey ho ...

Thank COD #Rama Dan Dare is over! Now I can eat #lentil #curry and chapati again. Wait, bye #Allah, I always could and it is #delicious. 🙂

Dear Friends of #drones, :ablobgoodnight:
#Today I have been guzzling ginger beer and #sipping #Port.
Eating #Homemade #twittermass … eh sorry Siri, X-Mass #Cake.

All delicious!

I am #pleased to report we have been #gifted:

Well I must #admit I was more #tempted by the #unavailable #courses:

As I was a little drunk was able to be admonished by Siri on two separate spook devices … eh … table phones.
Yep! Peeps feel it is safe to have phones on, and on the table.
Therefore think it is OK to hijack other peoples devices by saying hey Siri and …
talking over their efforts and issuing commands to turn themselves off permanently and provide a list of swear words they do not recommend etc.

I am a #bad, bad #juvenile #hostess. Too #Bad! More #tips #welcome?

Anyways, we all had a great #FunTime, Apart from #Siri the Artificial Imbecile (#AI)
Gaia coming soon. General Ass-kicking Inclusive Assistant :black_block_blob:

I freely admit that I just fell asleep in my chair watching #MNF, so while I get ready for bed, let's think about today with #gratitude and do THREE GOOD THINGS™️!

🍲 Spicy #fall #lentil #soup with lots of garden ingredients! 🌶️🌶️

⏰ Tomorrow's first meeting isn't until noon! Sleep-in powers activate.

🪵 First delivery of firewood came, so I can start being a Fireplace Dad®️ again.

Sleep well, #FediFam, tomorrow's another chance to have a great day! #ThreeGoodThings @3goodthings #mindfulness