lobster<p>Dear Friends of <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/drones" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>drones</span></a>, :ablobgoodnight: <br><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Today" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Today</span></a> I have been guzzling ginger beer and <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/sipping" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sipping</span></a> <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Port" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Port</span></a>. <br>Eating <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Homemade" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Homemade</span></a> <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/twittermass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>twittermass</span></a> … eh sorry Siri, X-Mass <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Cake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Cake</span></a>.</p><p>All delicious!</p><p>I am <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/pleased" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pleased</span></a> to report we have been <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/gifted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gifted</span></a>:</p><ul> <li>kettle chips, including <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/vegan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>vegan</span></a> <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/lentil" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>lentil</span></a> chips. Also known as <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/cwisps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cwisps</span></a> <br>in the <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/FreeStates" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FreeStates</span></a> of <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Brexit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Brexit</span></a> Island</li> <li>mince pies with suet but no mincing or quince</li> <li>alcohol free <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Punch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Punch</span></a> … (is there a <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Judy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Judy</span></a> version?)</li> <li><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/chocolate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>chocolate</span></a> brownies</li> <li>liqueur chocolates<br>etc.<br>Was also able to see <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Granny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Granny</span></a> <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Smiths" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Smiths</span></a> <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Apples" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Apples</span></a> (a <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Pure" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pure</span></a> <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Consumerist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Consumerist</span></a> Americana) latest bauble babble AI work as not intended. Our familiar friend is a ‘<a href="https://qoto.org/tags/creatives" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>creatives</span></a>’ <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/trainer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>trainer</span></a> <br>touting Apple as more secure than <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Android" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Android</span></a>/#Alexia. A turn on your tracker fan-gal <br>and Apple ‘free’ training sessions, slave/employee of the mouth</li></ul><p>Well I must <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/admit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>admit</span></a> I was more <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/tempted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tempted</span></a> by the <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/unavailable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>unavailable</span></a> <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/courses" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>courses</span></a>:</p><ul> <li><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Jail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Jail</span></a>-breaking with <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/OpenSource" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OpenSource</span></a> <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Swift" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Swift</span></a> (no hollow <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/laughing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>laughing</span></a> at the back please)</li> <li><a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Running" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Running</span></a> <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Debian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Debian</span></a> on your McDonald’s booking, Sorry Siri, Mac-book Pro</li> <li>Bartering in your VPN, Search Engine, Afri-acana <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Safari" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Safari</span></a> <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/browser" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>browser</span></a> for a brand olde <br>wonderland real life computer …</li></ul><p>As I was a little drunk was able to be admonished by Siri on two separate spook devices … eh … table phones. <br>Yep! Peeps feel it is safe to have phones on, and on the table. <br>Therefore think it is OK to hijack other peoples devices by saying hey Siri and …<br>talking over their efforts and issuing commands to turn themselves off permanently and provide a list of swear words they do not recommend etc.</p><p>I am a <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/bad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bad</span></a>, bad <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/juvenile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>juvenile</span></a> <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/hostess" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>hostess</span></a>. Too <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Bad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Bad</span></a>! More <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/tips" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tips</span></a> <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/welcome" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>welcome</span></a>?</p><p>Anyways, we all had a great <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/FunTime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FunTime</span></a>, Apart from <a href="https://qoto.org/tags/Siri" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Siri</span></a> the Artificial Imbecile (<a href="https://qoto.org/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a>)<br>Gaia coming soon. General Ass-kicking Inclusive Assistant :black_block_blob:</p>