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🥥 Trump dressed up for the inaugural ball in a tuxedo with tails.
Actualy this photomwas from his visit to England during his first term when he cosplayed a Downton Abbey valet. 🥥

Vertical color photo. Trump dressed in tails for a dinner with the Queen of England during his first term. The poorly-fitted tux highlights his girth. Text overlay reads, "THE NAME IS BOND CAN'T AFFORD BOND."
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🥥 If past is prologue, the second Trump administration will be much like the first.
A degenerate leader with no moral compass, 34 Felony convictions, beneficiary of legal cover-ups, and victim of rapidly accelerating dementia is about to put his tiny hands on the levers of power again.
Eye smell a rat. 🥥

Line drawing of a yellow rat with a long tail curled beside it. The shape the rat's body and tail forms is a silhouette of Trump.
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🥥 Your reminder that Trump 2.0 will very likely be a replay of Trump 1.0.
The monster from Mar-A-Lago will be working very hard to put lots of Ameros in his own pockets while ignoring the economic issues of the rest of us.
The rush by tech bros and crypto freaks to throw millions at his inauguration is just a preview of things to come. Remember, there are lots of tax cuts for billionaires on the agenda. 🥥

Editorial cartoon by Weyant of the Boston Globe. Two panhandlers standing side-by-side on a sidewalk holding cups. The one on the left is a regular guy with a sign that reads "Will work for food." The other is Donald Trump with a sign that reads, "Will do terrible things to America and play the victim for millions in campaign contributions." Trump's cup says, "Please give, suckers."
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🥥 Do yourself a favor, avoid live coverage of the Monday, January 20th inauguration of a fascist in the US.
If anything important happens, you can catch the highlights on your favorite social medium, podcast, or newsletter at a later date.
It's just not worth it. 🥥

Comic book-style drawing of an anxious-looking woman with blond hair who is holding a telephone handset to her ear. Her dialogue balloon reads: "Can't today. I'm busy watching the season finale of the United States."
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🥥 Project 2025 is the far right's blueprint to roll the US back to the 18th century. Many of its architects will be intimately involved in implementing its anti-democratic plans for Trump 2.0.
With the supreme leader increasingly afflicted by dementia, we may even be facing the prospect of a scenario in which his cabinet of back-stabbing losers attempts to sideline him by invoking the 25th Amendment. 🥥

Cartoon by Keith Knight. Trump kissing 2 large tablets shaped like the 10 Commandments, in this case representing the strategies put forward in the right-wing document Project 2025. Trump's daialoge balloon reads: "I like to put my face in between 'em & just MOTORBOAT." The tablet on the left lists: No Restraint, No Hope, No Muslims, No Gays. The tablet on the right lists: No Birth Control, No Civil Rights, No Regulations, No Mercy. A caption at the bottom reads: "Project 2025, a far-right action plan designed to screw anyone who isn't rich, straight & white is set to drop with a 2nd Trump presidency."
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🥥 Putin's poodle.
Manipulated photograph shows Russian leader Vladimir Putin walking Trump on a leash like a dog.
As you hear about the developments of the next 4 years, it will help you to decipher them if you ask the question, "How does this benefit Putin"?
What Trump does will always be to Putin's benefit. 🥥

Horizontal PhotoShopped photo: Russian leader Vladimir Putin (right) walks Trump (left), who is the size of a 3-year-old child, on a dog lead. They're walking a path alongside what appears to be a canal, or perhaps the Potomac River.
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🥥 Remember, brave, brave Sir Donald is holding his inauguration indoors on January 20th because attendance is going to be low; not because the weather is going to be cold.
People who had received inauguration invitations -- for whom there is no room -- are being told that their tickets are just non-functional souvenirs now. 🥥

Horizontal color photograph. Donald Trump Jr (left) howling like an ape and gesturing with his right arm, Donald Trump sucking air with a maxi pad on his ear (center), and Eric Trump (right) catching flies with his mouth while applauding at a campaign event. Text below the image: kitkat61969 It's a flesh wound. It's not like he was a 13-year-old girl getting an emergency C-section due to a forced pregnancy.
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🥥 Satirist Andy Borowitz offers a list of great moments in Republican history to view instead of watching Monday's Trump Inauguration 2.0. He also provides a reminder that the sequel to a bad movie is usually an even worse movie:
borowitzreport.com/p/what-to-w
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Black background with text that reads: "A placeholder image to prevent that convicted felon from appearing on your timeline." And in much smaller letters,"THIS IMAGE IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN. REUSE ENCOURAGED." The letters are in white, except for the words, "that convicted felon," which are orange.
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🥥 You'll be seeing a lot of these 2 people over the next 4 years.
This is just a reminder that if you don't watch the inauguration, you won't see them on Monday, January 20th. 🥥

Horizontal color photograph. Trump (left) and Vance (right) stand next to one another at a campaign event. Text overlay reads: "HIDE THE YOUNG GIRLS AND THE LAZY BOYS."
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🥥 Things to do on inauguration day instead of watching a shit-show:
Ladies, buy your burkas. The incoming administration's on track to make women second-class citizens. To comply in advance with the American Taliban, use Monday, January 20th, to purchase the outfits you're soon going to be ordered to wear.
Project 2025 is the 900+ page document considered the blueprint for the 2nd Trump administration. Many of its contributors have been given roles in the new Trump regime. 🥥

Horizontal color photograph. A woman shown from the shoulders up in a black burka. Only her eyes and part of her nose and forehead are visible. Above the photo are the words, "Project 25." Overlaid on the photo are the words: "Ladies! Avoid the rush and order your 'Project 2025' Burka today!" Project 2025 is the 900+ page document considered the blueprint for the 2nd Trump administration. Many of its contributors have been given roles in the new Trump regime.
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🥥 Let the in-fighting begin!
Your reminder that before the crypto money-bros convinced Trump to name JD Vance as his Vice President, Vance wrote that Trump could be America's Hitler. 🥥

Horizontal color photo. Trump with maxi pad on his ear (left) and running mate JD Vance (right) at a campaign event. Both are grinning. Trump is giving a thumbs up, Vance is wearing a red T-shirt with the words, "I'm with America's Hitler," and an arrow pointing to Trump.
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🥥 Things to do rather than watch the inauguration, McDonald's Edition.
Buy stock in the burger-making chain. It's bound to go up during the 2nd term of its biggest booster. 🥥

Vertical photo. Head and shoulders view of Trump without his orange makeup. He's wearing a red MAGA hat and a white polo shirt and looking obese. Overlaid on the photo is a sticker of the Ronald McDonald clown pointing a finger upward, and the words, "I DID THAT!".
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🥥 Things to do instead of watching the inauguration on Monday: Wear a Hat and Love Your Cat Edition.
If watching the US slide into fascism on Martin Luther King Day is not your thing, show your disapproval with a cat in a hat and turn off the TV . 🥥

Vertical photo. Woman wearing a red Trump hat at a rally holds up a cat that is also wearing a red cap. Text on the cat's hat reads: "*Fuck Trump."
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🥥 He's eating the ducks. He's eating the cats.
(This photo may have been machine-generated.)
Your reminder that Monday's Inauguration of the US's first fascist President marks the official beginning of open season on the truth. Trump lied more than 30,000 times in his first go-round. How long will it take him to break that record? 🥥

Vertical photo. Trump appears to be seated aboard a private jet surrounded by cats and ducks, A large white Persian cat in Trump’s lap has its right paw over Trump’s right hand. You can tell this is Ai-generated because Trump doesn't like animals.
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🥥 Monday, January 20, 2025, will be a day of national embarrassment for the US.
On Martin Luther King Day, we'll be inaugurating our first fascist government.
Do yourself a favor and find wholesome things to do on Monday rather than pay any attention to this travesty of politics, law, and decency. 🥥

Horizontal photo. At a campaign event, Trump (left) shakes the hand of his running mate, JD Vance (right), who is giving a thumbs up with his left hand. Text overlaid on the image reads: "WHEN YOUR PARTY IS SO FULL OF SHIT THAT YOU NEED TWO ASSHOLES."
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🥥 On October 16th, 2015, Twitter user @cavalorn tweeted, "'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."
The meme refers to regretful voters who vote for cruel and unjust policies and politicians, and are surprised when their own lives become worse as a result.
Has the price of eggs gone down yet?
They're eating the faces. 🥥

Illustration. Profile drawing of a growling leopard in a red circle on a white background. Text on the background: "The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. PROUD MEMBER. 'ITS NOT LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO EAT MY FACE.'"
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🥥 Is it going to get harder or easier to know who to hate after the inauguration?
Trump is married to an immigrant, and JD Vance is married to a woman whose parents were Indian immigrants.
Idea: Trump can make a few extra bucks selling scorecards to his followers so they'll know who it's okay to hate. 🥥

Two photos side by side. (Left) Trump with Melania. (Right) JD Vance with Usha Vance. Caption above the photos reads: "I'm so confused. How do we know which immigrants we send back to their country and which ones we marry?"
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🥥 Devolution of the Republican Party.
On inauguration Monday, January 20th, we'll be putting the worst President the US ever had back into the Oval Office. That should give you enough reasons to convince yourself to do something other than watch the inauguration. 🥥

Cartoonist Molton's 2015 line drawing of the worsening of Republican Presidents. (Left to Right) Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Nixon, Reagan, G. Bush, W. Bush, Trump. The figures decline in size from left to right and become increasingly ape-like in appearance.
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🥥 Hypocrisy is the most notable characteristic of the Right these days.
On Monday, a twice-impeached, degenerate convicted felon, and serial liar will place his hand on a Bible and utter an oath of which every word will be a lie.
Support lower blood pressure, skip this event. 🥥

Black and white photo. A man with his back to the camera holds up a sign that reads: "I'M A BETTER CHRISTIAN THAN ANY TRUMP SUPPORTER AND I'M AN ATHEIST."
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🥥 The results of the last US-ian election, which will be commemorated by a pointless ceremony on Monday, are a reminder that people need a better understanding of who and what they are voting for.
Here are 3 tips. 🥥

Meme. 3 People to never trust. Photo of Pat Robertson: Religious leaders who tell you how to vote... Photo of Sen Ted Cruz (R-TX): Politicians who tell you how to pray... Photo of Donald Trump hugging a flag: Draft-dodgers who tell you how to be patriotic. Source: Occupy Democrats.
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🥥 On Monday, January 20, 2025, the US will be installing a rare set of two-fers: A twice-impeached convicted felon who is both a fascist and a Russian stooge and who is going to the White House for the second time as President. 🥥

Vertical picture of standing Trump with text that reads: "Once you realize that he works for Russia, not America, everything he does makes sense."
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🥥 Hail to the Victim in Chief.
When you're a 78-year-old toddler with unaddressed daddy issues, no self-reflection, a bottomless pit of needs, poor impulse control, zero capacity for gratitude, and a holder of grudges, of course you're going to see yourself as a victim and your face is going to look like this. 🥥

Vertical head and shoulders photo of a scowling Donald Trump. At the top is the word, "DICTIM." At the bottom are the words "Someone who acts like a total d*#k, and then acts like they're the victim.
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🥥 Destroyed from within.
David Brinkley, on November 18, 1956, reported on his NBC Nightly News show that Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev had said earlier that day, "We will take America without firing a shot. We do not have to invade the United States. We will destroy you from within.”
On Monday, January 20, 2025, we'll be shoveling soil into the grave. 🥥

Photo: Donald Trump raising thumbs on both hands. Inset above Trump is a black and white photo of Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev and his 11/18/1956, quote, "We will take America without firing a shot. We do not have to invade the US. We will destroy you from within."
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🥥 According to his followers, Trump is the greatest US President ever.
Following Monday's Inauguration, Eye suggest he begin work on replacing the faces of all the other Presidents on Mt Rushmore with his own face. 🥥

Photo of the Presidential faces on Mount Rushmore. All the faces have been replaced with faces of Trump sneering through his teeth.
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🥥 Always remember that Trump is most of all a con man.
He takes credit for things he didn't do, declines responsibility for his fuck-ups, lies uncontrollably, is unreliable, dishonest, untrustworthy, and disconnected from reality.
Avoid the inauguration of the US's worst President tune it out. 🥥

Fat Donald Trump in Ronald McDonald costume in front of a restaurant sign that reads: McConMan. Over 150 million conned.
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🥥 There are now 3 tiers of justice in the US:
One for ordinary people, one for the wealthy, and one established recently by the Supreme Court exclusively for Trump.
That's why this absolute shit-show of a human being is being allowed to take office on January 20, 2025.
Be kind, don't watch it. 🥥

Black and white illustration of a woman with her hair up holding a coffee cup. Overlaid text reads: "THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HANG THEM LAST TIME."
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🥥 Emperor Trump.
Trump returns to office on January 20, 2025, with the powers of an emperor granted to him in a special dispensation from the US Supreme Court.
Avoid the imperium.
Avoid the inauguration on Monday. 🥥

Imperial statue of a sneering Trump with a tie and a US flag pin that looks as if it's been carved from marble.
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🥥 Compare and contrast.
The descent of the office of the President of the United States from 1960 to 2025.
Eye was alive when President Kennedy was elected in 1960, ushering in an era known as Camelot with his lovely first lady Jacqueline,
On Monday, January 20, 2025, the curtain goes up on Little Shop of Horrors with Trump and Melania. 🥥

In my lifetime, we went from this: pictures of John F. And Jacqueline Kennedy, to this: picture of Trump mocking a disabled person, and picture of his wife Melania doing soft-core porn.
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🥥 Be a thinking person: Avoid the inauguration on January 20, 2025.
Watching it will only make you feel worse. 🥥

Color photo of Trump with a shit-eating grin overlaid with text that reads: "THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THE PEOPLE WHO THINK TRUMP IS LOOKING OUT FOR THEIR BEST INTEREST AND THE PEOPLE WHO THINK."
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🥥 Promises made. Promises never to be kept.
Trump made a lot of promises during the campaign. That was easy for him to do because he had no intention of keeping any of them.
US-ians, this is your country on stoopid voters.
Eye for one, don't expect a steep drop in the price of eggs and gasoline on Tuesday🥥

Cartoon in the style of Charles Schulz' Peanuts. Charlie Browm, right, stands looking at a kneeling Lucy holding a football and talking. Lucy is telling Charlie, "Once we institute tariffs on foreign imports and then deport all the immigrants, the prices at the gas pump and the grocery store will drop,"
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🥥 You're going to hear a lot over the next 4 years about the Republican's mandate and their massive election win. Both are illusions.
Bear in mind that at 49.8%, Trump got less than half of the popular vote.
His "massive" win was only 1.5% more than his opponent, Kamala Harris, a much more qualified candidate. 🥥

Cartoon by Lalo Alcaraz. Bar graph of Presidential election margins of victory from 2008 to 2024. From left: Obama 2008, 7.27%; Biden 2020, 4.45%; Bush 2004, 2.46%; Trump 2024, 1.5%. The Trump bar is a short, red mushroom with yellow spots on its cap.
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🥥 Rebranding the Republican Party.
Republicans have worked hard to convince voters that they are on the side of working people when nothing could be further from the truth.
The ascent of Trump to the White House for the second time is a disaster for democracy and a triumph of disinformation, misinformation, and money in politics. 🥥

Corporations that have changed their logos. Listed are Federal Express, Microsoft, Target, and the Republican Party. The "before" image of the Republicans is a Confederate flag on top of a Nazi flag. The "after" image is the Republican red, white, and blue elephant.
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🥥 Trump on Diddy, "I love Diddy. ...You know he is a good friend of mine. He's a good guy. ...I think he's a good guy, I'm going to stick up for him."
Trump made these remarks at the 1:09:25 mark in the first episode of the 12th season of "The Apprentice,"
archive.org/details/TheApprent
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Venn diagram: Color photo of Trump at the intersection of a yellow circle marked Epstein Guest List, and a blue circle marked Diddy Guest List.
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🥥 The swearing in of Trump on January 20, 2025.
Nobody with more than 2 working brain cells believes that Trump will actually be in charge starting on Monday.
A coterie of billionaires, multi-billionaires, and foreign oligarchs will be pulling his strings from day one.
Don't participate in a sham. Avoid the inauguration. 🥥

Cartoon: Standing to the right of the presidential lectern, Elon Musk holds a hand puppet that has one hand on the swearing-in Bible, while SCOTUS Chief Justice Roberts administers the oath of office.
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🥥 The Republicans had a plan.
It was designed to dumb down the US by putting forward progressively less qualified candidates while taking away funding for education.
It worked.
On January 20, 2025, US-ians will have arguably the dumbest and worst President ever in the White House. 🥥

Composite 4 color photos of Republican political candidates, chronologically. Top leftt, Step 1, Dan Quayle, Top Right, Step 2, Dubya Bush. Bottom left, Step 3, Sarah Palin, bottom right, Mission Accomplished, Donald Trump with a stupid expression standing behind a microphone.
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🥥 Friends don't let friends watch the installation of a fascist regime.
On Monday, just ignore the fat bastard like he's going to be ignoring you for the next 4 years.
If it helps, post this graphic image to avoid seeing photos of the highest ranked convicted felon in the nation. 🥥

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🥥 Know Your Presidents.
How do you think these 4 modern US presidents compare? Which ones would you trust with your daughter? Which ones would you trust with a stack of money? Which ones do you think are capable of telling the truth? Which one is incapable of telling the truth? 🥥

2x2 Group of photos of US Presidents. Top left: Jimmy Carter, Naval Academy Grad, studied nuclear physics. Top right: Bill Clinton, Yale Law Grad & Rhodes Scholar at Oxford. Bottom left: Barack Obama, President of Harvard Law Review. Bottom right: Trump can pick out an Ekephant from a sketch.
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🥥 Gulf of Fragile Masculinity.
Map of the Gulf of Mexico with the name changed to "Gulf of Fragile Masculinity."
Trump has actually proposed that the name of the Gulf of Mexico be replaced with the "Gulf of America,"
How many other great suggestions must he come up with before he makes America great again?
Here's a great suggestion: Ignore Monday's Inauguration. 🥥

Map of the Gulf of Mexico with the name replaced by "Gulf of Fragile Masculinity."
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🥥 If you're not a robot, you don't have to watch the US Presidential inauguration on Monday, January 20.
Do yourself a favor; just check out with some form of healthy self-care. 🥥

A captcha image used to prevent robots from logging in to web sites. It's a portrait of Trump with a 3x4 white grid overlay. At the top it says: "Select all squares containing a convicted felon." All 12 squares have been pre-selected.
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🥥 We're getting a cold blast from the past in the US on Monday, January 20, 2025, when US-ians peacefully install a convicted felon fascist into the White House.
Could it happen here? It's already happening, but you don't have to watch it. 🥥

All-capitals white text on black background: "On Monday, don't forget to turn your clocks back to 1936 Germany,"
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🥥 Cover of Mexican literary magazine Letras Libras from a few years back that is even more timely today.
On Monday, be aware that the US is taking a poisonous snake to its bosom when it installs fascist leader Trump into the White House for the second time.
Don't watch fascists take power.
Don't watch the inauguration. 🥥

Cover of the Mexican literary magazine, Letras Libres. It has a closeup photo of Trump's face with the words, FACISTA AMERICANO, or Amerucan fascist under his nose looking like a Hitler mustache.
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