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Here, death experiences a near miss at the arcade.
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Yes, it stinks.
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Actualy this photomwas from his visit to England during his first term when he cosplayed a Downton Abbey valet.
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A degenerate leader with no moral compass, 34 Felony convictions, beneficiary of legal cover-ups, and victim of rapidly accelerating dementia is about to put his tiny hands on the levers of power again.
Eye smell a rat.
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The monster from Mar-A-Lago will be working very hard to put lots of Ameros in his own pockets while ignoring the economic issues of the rest of us.
The rush by tech bros and crypto freaks to throw millions at his inauguration is just a preview of things to come. Remember, there are lots of tax cuts for billionaires on the agenda.
If anything important happens, you can catch the highlights on your favorite social medium, podcast, or newsletter at a later date.
It's just not worth it.
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With the supreme leader increasingly afflicted by dementia, we may even be facing the prospect of a scenario in which his cabinet of back-stabbing losers attempts to sideline him by invoking the 25th Amendment.
Manipulated photograph shows Russian leader Vladimir Putin walking Trump on a leash like a dog.
As you hear about the developments of the next 4 years, it will help you to decipher them if you ask the question, "How does this benefit Putin"?
What Trump does will always be to Putin's benefit.
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People who had received inauguration invitations -- for whom there is no room -- are being told that their tickets are just non-functional souvenirs now.
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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/what-to-watch-instead-of-the-inauguration
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This is just a reminder that if you don't watch the inauguration, you won't see them on Monday, January 20th.
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Ladies, buy your burkas. The incoming administration's on track to make women second-class citizens. To comply in advance with the American Taliban, use Monday, January 20th, to purchase the outfits you're soon going to be ordered to wear.
Project 2025 is the 900+ page document considered the blueprint for the 2nd Trump administration. Many of its contributors have been given roles in the new Trump regime.
Your reminder that before the crypto money-bros convinced Trump to name JD Vance as his Vice President, Vance wrote that Trump could be America's Hitler.
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Buy stock in the burger-making chain. It's bound to go up during the 2nd term of its biggest booster.
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If watching the US slide into fascism on Martin Luther King Day is not your thing, show your disapproval with a cat in a hat and turn off the TV .
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(This photo may have been machine-generated.)
Your reminder that Monday's Inauguration of the US's first fascist President marks the official beginning of open season on the truth. Trump lied more than 30,000 times in his first go-round. How long will it take him to break that record?
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On Martin Luther King Day, we'll be inaugurating our first fascist government.
Do yourself a favor and find wholesome things to do on Monday rather than pay any attention to this travesty of politics, law, and decency.
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The meme refers to regretful voters who vote for cruel and unjust policies and politicians, and are surprised when their own lives become worse as a result.
Has the price of eggs gone down yet?
They're eating the faces.
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Trump is married to an immigrant, and JD Vance is married to a woman whose parents were Indian immigrants.
Idea: Trump can make a few extra bucks selling scorecards to his followers so they'll know who it's okay to hate.
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On inauguration Monday, January 20th, we'll be putting the worst President the US ever had back into the Oval Office. That should give you enough reasons to convince yourself to do something other than watch the inauguration.
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On Monday, a twice-impeached, degenerate convicted felon, and serial liar will place his hand on a Bible and utter an oath of which every word will be a lie.
Support lower blood pressure, skip this event.
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Here are 3 tips.
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When you're a 78-year-old toddler with unaddressed daddy issues, no self-reflection, a bottomless pit of needs, poor impulse control, zero capacity for gratitude, and a holder of grudges, of course you're going to see yourself as a victim and your face is going to look like this.
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@jstatepost We smell blackmail.
@jstatepost actually they are benefit cuts to those who can least afford it served up on platters to those who need nothing.
@Oldfartrant
@jstatepost His entire term will be a non-functional souvenier.
@jstatepost , I would rather watch bread mold than the inauguration.
@samiamsam @jstatepost Us too, but at least we can get our faces eaten with honor.
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If there's one thing you've got to keep your sense of humor for, it's getting your face eaten by a leopard.
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@TheNovemberMan @jstatepost I guess this same crap went on in the days of the Roman Empire too.
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And he'll be the first POTUS to preside over two economic crashes.
@jstatepost This resonates with me as an ex-catholic atheist. There are aspects of catholicism that I took with me like my stance on the death penalty or what Jesus taught me about radical action, though I don’t think that’s the lesson my church was trying teach.
@jstatepost I'd love to be able to walk up to one of Trump's MAGA meathead rallies and shapeshift into a leopard.
@jstatepost You can tell it’s ai because if it were real the duck would be biting him and the cats would be peeing on him and his plane.
i still think they are going to 25th him sooner rather than later
@jstatepost Elvis Costello wishes all involved a happy Inauguration Day
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aU_zMvaX05Q
duck://player/aU_zMvaX05Q
@jstatepost Wait. It says the photo was manipulated. Are you sure!?
@jstatepost excuse me but my poodle is much smarter than trump and could probably run the country better even though he is non verbal.…
@jstatepost I think they are already sidelining him. He is almost certainly not the one writing his posts on TS. Most of them are too literate with no misspellings. He’s probably directing them to add things like calling people names, tho.