Hey Masto, I can't even remember the name of the video platform in the fedi because last I looked it was not done baking.
A lot of people on TikTok, and I mean a lot are saying they'll leave if Meta buys TikTok.
Prime opportunity. Helloooo.
But I know it's not done baking enough to onload all those people from TikTok.
Shame really.
Wonder where they'll end up.
Oh and Meta WILL be co-owner with TikTok if it's not already. I think it is already.
When creators upload a video now, if they have the messenger app on their phone, it opens.
And on Facebook & Instagram, you can now add your TikTok account.
@elfin they solved the problem of downtime. No refunds to porn subscribers for 2min 36sec downtime.
TikTok openly went down under the guise of a ban.
Then voila! Back up again.
Enough time to "update" with new software!
Fucking brilliant
I posted this an hour ago and not one person has commented. Was I not clear? (Completely possible)
Except you but you were tagged.
@elfin
@juliewebgirl
Bitches. Arson is illegal.
Blowing cities up somewhat more so.
No I'm not kidding.
Lttle bitches.
@juliewebgirl
i care, why?
Wasn't addressed to you. Fedilab automatically carries your name forward from the OP when I reply, so I added the last part
@juliewebgirl
A foreign company is going to be appropriated (read: stolen) for why?
If I owned TikTok I'd tell America to fuck up a rope and drop the continent. Instead, they are going to capitulate. The fuck?
Get a fucking grip assholes. You lost the fight before it started.
This is a hostile takeover of a company from a foreign entity. There is no Legal International Law that describes this. And it's bullshit. Anyone my age that's got two brain cells to rub together can see it.
For why?
THEIR ALGORITHM
Also, I never see anyone talk about their marketplace...
They make Amazon look like the joke that they are. Returns are done immediately. No questions asked. Makers have made huge amounts of money. It's not just videos, though I watched more wildfire videos than all of YouTube.
@juliewebgirl
They aren't Makers and you know I have issues with this recently.
(I wanna see someone in Redmond with a 2x4) ... I'm patient before I get ... aggressive. I have time.
That person is a little bitch with delusions of adequacy... most of the East Side.
You know I'm in Fight Mode now, ja? Imma crush the little duck and by extension anyone that might employ the twot.
I was happily retired.
Yes. They are. Not all obviously but yes there are makers.
@juliewebgirl
Am but one.
My problem. Stay back.
@juliewebgirl
Like Taht. He comes out of ESRs basement and tries to find a job, I'll be there with a Tiger Smile right before The End.
@juliewebgirl
Nobody expects...
@juliewebgirl
I will not harm Ducks.
Fucks, on the other hand...
@juliewebgirl
Fucks are open season and I didn't need a permit to remove them.
You know my past.
Taking this one out. They simply don't understand yet.
Wah/oops.
Couldn't care less.
Centralized media has been antithema to me since 1995.
Platforms are junk.
I literally don't care about folks that use that crap. In fact, I'll cheerfully fuck their day over, because they fuck my day over. Thirty years of end users sucking dick... because Why? Sheep herd.
@juliewebgirl
When I moved a streaming porn company from a data center from Santa Clara to San Francisco (at 0300) my DNS transition was three minutes. The owners paid out $300k to users that couldn't see sec for that time. $5/month, the propriators tossed $150k in "oops" in five minutes.
My bonus was exceptional.
Lesson learned: email servers die at night, porn servers get maintenance early afternoon.
@juliewebgirl
No. I'm going hunting.
In the 80s we'd call this a Hostile Takeover ... only Magical Law Thinking not leverage against Stock.
This is a disease of:
1. Finances.
2. International Law.
So I could have stolen Sony/Ericson phones (good option for the industry, me, that)
Embrace, extinguish.
This is legal, monetary, fucking insanity.
#infosec #ownership #bullshit #mindshare #manipulation #stupid #people