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Zzyzx/PThat <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/orange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#orange</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/turd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#turd</a> is too <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dumb" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dumb</a> to detect the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/contradiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#contradiction</a> in his own words here.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stupid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/felon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#felon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/idiot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#idiot</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bully" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bully</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fascist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fascist</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/government" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#government</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USPolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#USPolitics</a> <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4g4gw18753o" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4g4gw18753o</a>

Alexf24Lawrence: Canada's PM humiliated Trump today, but not as much as Trump humiliated himself <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBvHwupaIgI" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBvHwupaIgI</a><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Trump</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Ignorance" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Ignorance</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Stupid</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#GOP</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Loser" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Loser</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#MAGA</a>

If the oceans die, we die....Shit starts. No Kerry Irish butter at Sam’s. No Denmark harvarti cheese either. Neither product made in America. Sam’s not getting more.Tariffs killed two things I like. No company here has the same thing, nor will any company have it here. Stupid. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/presidet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#presidet</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tarrif" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tarrif</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stupid</a> As I like American products, some things I can’t buy here.No substitute.So I do without because of a selfish ahole in the White House on a power trip. At least the penguins on islands can send us more money,not. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tariffs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tariffs</a>

C.<a href="https://mastodon.social/@causeburn" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@causeburn</a> Western alienation is real, and is to a great degree justified. Note: I'm not a separatist or anything, I'm not partisan (no Canadian party represents my views), I just live in the prairies and have a front-seat view.The issues that cause this <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/alienation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#alienation</a> are longstanding. This didn't just arise because of Trudeau, or even just because of the last generation of governments. It goes back further than that. The west sees many reasons to believe (rightly or wrongly) that they get short shrift from the federal <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/government" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#government</a>.One recent example: Ottawa saw a threat to Canadian auto workers (southern Ontario only, natch) in desirable Chinese electric vehicles that have taken much of the world by storm. So Ottawa slapped a 100% <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/tariff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tariff</a> on Chinese electric vehicles. It's not only the US that can play stupid games.The <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stupid</a> prize they won is a 100% <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/tariff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tariff</a> by China on the import of Canadian canola oil and <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/canola" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#canola</a> meal. This is a hugely important cash crop all across the prairies, and China represented farmers' biggest <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/market" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#market</a>. This tariff has decimated that income. Farmers are hurting because of it, and the prairie provinces' economies are still significantly tied to <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/agriculture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#agriculture</a>.Ottawa basically doesn't care. Have to protect Ontario jobs. Eastern farmers aren't affected. Why do anything to help prairie <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/farmers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#farmers</a> and provinces?Note this is just one example. There are many, in all areas of society, politics, and economics.<a href="https://mindly.social/tags/Canadian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Canadian</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/west" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#west</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/prairies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#prairies</a>

A. RiveraToday's <a href="https://mas.to/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stupid</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/tourist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tourist</a> news: They were climbing a fence they were not supposed to...wait for it....get a selfie. > U.S. Tourist Impales Himself on Fence at Rome’s Colosseum <a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/us-tourist-impales-himself-on-fence-at-romes-colosseum/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.thedailybeast.com/us-tourist-impales-himself-on-fence-at-romes-colosseum/</a>Blessed be the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/DivineHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DivineHumor</a> as the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/CosmicJoker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CosmicJoker</a> laughs.

PhoebeWell F***Ich habe im Schwimmbad meinen liebsten (und einzigen) Ring verloren 😢😰Ich hatte ihn damals von einem Mittelalterlichen Spektakulum... Ich frage so schnell es geht an, ob das Schwimmbad ihn finden kann. Aber wie beschreibe ich ihn...?<a href="https://rollenspiel.social/tags/lost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lost</a> <a href="https://rollenspiel.social/tags/LostThings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LostThings</a> <a href="https://rollenspiel.social/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stupid</a>

A. Rivera<a href="https://mas.to/tags/TipsFromMasterCriminals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TipsFromMasterCriminals</a>: Dude, if you won the lotto big enough to change your life, FFS, don't go doing stupid shit and getting arrested. > Kentucky lottery winner arrested in Florida <a href="https://fox56news.com/news/kentucky/kentucky-lottery-winner-arrested-in-florida/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://fox56news.com/news/kentucky/kentucky-lottery-winner-arrested-in-florida/</a><a href="https://mas.to/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stupid</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/KentuckyProud" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KentuckyProud</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Floriduh</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#crime</a>

A. RiveraNot even <a href="https://mas.to/tags/BarelySatire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BarelySatire</a> at this point. > Doctors uncover link between increasing number of children getting measles and their parents being gullible morons <a href="https://newsthump.com/2025/05/04/doctors-uncover-link-between-increasing-number-of-children-getting-measles-and-their-parents-being-gullible-morons/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://newsthump.com/2025/05/04/doctors-uncover-link-between-increasing-number-of-children-getting-measles-and-their-parents-being-gullible-morons/</a><a href="https://mas.to/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stupid</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/BringBackMeasles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BringBackMeasles</a>

TheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀<a href="https://c.im/@BBC" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@BBC</a> It's not the first <a href="https://bookstodon.com/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stupid</a> thing he's done. It won't be the last. 🙄I'm so embarrassed to be an American. <a href="https://bookstodon.com/tags/TFG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TFG</a> <a href="https://bookstodon.com/tags/ImpeachTrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ImpeachTrump</a> <a href="https://bookstodon.com/tags/RepublicansAreEvil" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RepublicansAreEvil</a>

Ropetin AgainRemember sitting around with your friends getting super baked and coming up with ridiculous ideas like, "we should totally make water wings for ducks so they can rest their poor little legs when swimming sometimes"? I can't help but think Trump is like that but, you know, with evil stupidity. See: "reopening Alcatraz" and "considering foreign films a national security threat".<a href="https://me.dm/tags/USPol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#USPol</a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/Fascism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Fascism</a> <a href="https://me.dm/tags/Stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Stupid</a>

𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕»Here's the source code for the unofficial <a href="https://mastodon.world/@signalapp" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@signalapp</a> app used by Trump officials« – from <a href="https://infosec.exchange/@micahflee" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@micahflee</a> My goodness is this dilantic or a deliberate security weakening? In the code you do never write a fixed security code and even in the .env it is avoided. However, this is still implemented a lot of "professionals".😬 <a href="https://micahflee.com/heres-the-source-code-for-the-unofficial-signal-app-used-by-trump-officials/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://micahflee.com/heres-the-source-code-for-the-unofficial-signal-app-used-by-trump-officials/</a><a href="https://chaos.social/tags/signal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#signal</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#trump</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/unofficial" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#unofficial</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/app" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#app</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/itsec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#itsec</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/dotenv" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dotenv</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/itsecurity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#itsecurity</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/codesecurity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#codesecurity</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stupid</a>

TheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀<a href="https://aus.social/@spinopsys" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@spinopsys</a> <a href="https://bookstodon.com/tags/Stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Stupid</a> <a href="https://bookstodon.com/tags/ThatsSoTexas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ThatsSoTexas</a> 🙄

I see Dud people!I always feel that a Labour voter moving their vote to Reform, PLC, is akin to someone having a bad haircut at one place, and deciding the best solution is to cut their own fucking head off!! <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Stupid</a>

HarriettMBWho or what is this INDEED company that now sponsors the Walter Presents detective series on Channnel 4? Their ad is ultra-annoying and makes no sense. A woman interviewing some guy for undetermined employment. She asks him what salary range he’s thinking, and he bats it back to her to suggest one. Neither gives in. It’s a super irritating admission and doesn’t ‘sell’ anything to the viewer [except frustration]. Bring back Arnold Clark the car people! <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Ads" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Ads</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Mindless" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Mindless</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Stupid</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Indeed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Indeed</a>

DeManiak 🇿🇦So the <a href="https://mastodon.africa/tags/Nedbank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Nedbank</a> ( <a href="https://secured.nedbank.co.za/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://secured.nedbank.co.za/</a> ) site is struggling to load for me today.So I do the obvious thing and hit F12 to see what is what.And there are at least 2 <a href="https://mastodon.africa/tags/JavaScript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#JavaScript</a> files struggling to come down the pipe, causing the whole page load to bork out. Because ofcourse.So anyway, just because, I try one of them manually.<a href="https://secured.nedbank.co.za/main.23a5daf5dd34755a.js" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://secured.nedbank.co.za/main.23a5daf5dd34755a.js</a>And it does struggle. First try only get like half of it. After multiple attempts the whole thing is sitting in a browser tab eventually.And I just skim through it...and I want to scream.So much STUFF in there that I'm just going "WHY WHY WHY is this in JS, and not in the flippen HTML???? Or even the result of an API call ???"Urgh.Anyway, my wife is currently Very Angry with them, cause they are apparently unable to change the date on which their fees are taken (long story). We actually Went In To A Physical Branch to try this (and the branch is in a very, sorry, down-scaled state btw).Urgh. Again.<a href="https://mastodon.africa/tags/SouthAfrica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SouthAfrica</a> <a href="https://mastodon.africa/tags/Banking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Banking</a> <a href="https://mastodon.africa/tags/Stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Stupid</a>

Thomas McNicholasRFK Jr. Wants You To Know HHS Is Committed To Stopping Chemtrails From Poisoning You | Techdirt <a href="https://www.techdirt.com/2025/05/01/rfk-jr-wants-you-to-know-hhs-is-committed-to-stopping-chemtrails-from-poisoning-you/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.techdirt.com/2025/05/01/r...</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23stupid" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stupid</a> <a href="https://www.techdirt.com/2025/05/01/rfk-jr-wants-you-to-know-hhs-is-committed-to-stopping-chemtrails-from-poisoning-you/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">RFK Jr. Wants You To Know HHS ...</a>

A. Rivera> Trump would still beat Harris in 2024 revote, survey finds — despite president’s flagging polls <a href="https://nypost.com/2025/04/30/us-news/trump-would-still-beat-harris-in-2024-revote-survey-finds/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://nypost.com/2025/04/30/us-news/trump-would-still-beat-harris-in-2024-revote-survey-finds/</a>Jeebus on a popsicle stick, the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stupid</a> is strong in <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Gringoville" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Gringoville</a>. Having said that, poll, caveats, you know the drill. <a href="https://mas.to/tags/PartyOfStupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PartyOfStupid</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GOP</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/RepublicanLite" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RepublicanLite</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/ThisIsAmerica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ThisIsAmerica</a>

Matthew MalthouseHow good is AI?It cant tell its Colonel Chinstrap from its Mrs Mopp.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#AI</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#stupid</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#humor</a>

David P<a href="https://mastodon.social/@Dhmspector" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@Dhmspector</a> Oh well guys, the chemtrails business was good while it lasted. /s<a href="https://aus.social/tags/Stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Stupid</a>

The One<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pambondi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#pambondi</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fentanyl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fentanyl</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stupid</a>Pam Bondi doesn’t know how to do math;“ Fentanyl seizures have undoubtedly prevented a number of overdose deaths. But the math here is more than a little fuzzy, as evidenced by the fact that Bondi’s estimate has doubled since Tuesday, when she claimed on X that the seizures had saved over 119 million lives. At this rate, the Trump administration will save all of America by the end of the week and will have to move on to other countries.” <a href="https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/pam-bondi-says-trump-just-saved-258-million-american-lives.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/pam-bondi-says-trump-just-saved-258-million-american-lives.html</a>

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