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🥥 For the benefit of people like myself who are anxious about what the installation of a fascist regime in the Untied Snakes will bring in the next 4 years, Eye present a January 20, 2025 survival kit in the form of material like the following:
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🥥 Your reminder that all people -- the good, the bad, and the ugly -- are mortal.
Here, death experiences a near miss at the arcade. 🥥

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🥥 Official flag of the fascist regime being installed in Washington, DC, on January 20, 2025.
Yes, it stinks. 🥥

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🥥 Trump dressed up for the inaugural ball in a tuxedo with tails.
Actualy this photomwas from his visit to England during his first term when he cosplayed a Downton Abbey valet. 🥥

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🥥 If past is prologue, the second Trump administration will be much like the first.
A degenerate leader with no moral compass, 34 Felony convictions, beneficiary of legal cover-ups, and victim of rapidly accelerating dementia is about to put his tiny hands on the levers of power again.
Eye smell a rat. 🥥

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🥥 Your reminder that Trump 2.0 will very likely be a replay of Trump 1.0.
The monster from Mar-A-Lago will be working very hard to put lots of Ameros in his own pockets while ignoring the economic issues of the rest of us.
The rush by tech bros and crypto freaks to throw millions at his inauguration is just a preview of things to come. Remember, there are lots of tax cuts for billionaires on the agenda. 🥥

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🥥 Do yourself a favor, avoid live coverage of the Monday, January 20th inauguration of a fascist in the US.
If anything important happens, you can catch the highlights on your favorite social medium, podcast, or newsletter at a later date.
It's just not worth it. 🥥

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🥥 Project 2025 is the far right's blueprint to roll the US back to the 18th century. Many of its architects will be intimately involved in implementing its anti-democratic plans for Trump 2.0.
With the supreme leader increasingly afflicted by dementia, we may even be facing the prospect of a scenario in which his cabinet of back-stabbing losers attempts to sideline him by invoking the 25th Amendment. 🥥

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🥥 Putin's poodle.
Manipulated photograph shows Russian leader Vladimir Putin walking Trump on a leash like a dog.
As you hear about the developments of the next 4 years, it will help you to decipher them if you ask the question, "How does this benefit Putin"?
What Trump does will always be to Putin's benefit. 🥥

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🥥 Remember, brave, brave Sir Donald is holding his inauguration indoors on January 20th because attendance is going to be low; not because the weather is going to be cold.
People who had received inauguration invitations -- for whom there is no room -- are being told that their tickets are just non-functional souvenirs now. 🥥

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🥥 Satirist Andy Borowitz offers a list of great moments in Republican history to view instead of watching Monday's Trump Inauguration 2.0. He also provides a reminder that the sequel to a bad movie is usually an even worse movie:
borowitzreport.com/p/what-to-w
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🥥 You'll be seeing a lot of these 2 people over the next 4 years.
This is just a reminder that if you don't watch the inauguration, you won't see them on Monday, January 20th. 🥥

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🥥 Things to do on inauguration day instead of watching a shit-show:
Ladies, buy your burkas. The incoming administration's on track to make women second-class citizens. To comply in advance with the American Taliban, use Monday, January 20th, to purchase the outfits you're soon going to be ordered to wear.
Project 2025 is the 900+ page document considered the blueprint for the 2nd Trump administration. Many of its contributors have been given roles in the new Trump regime. 🥥

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🥥 Let the in-fighting begin!
Your reminder that before the crypto money-bros convinced Trump to name JD Vance as his Vice President, Vance wrote that Trump could be America's Hitler. 🥥

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🥥 Things to do rather than watch the inauguration, McDonald's Edition.
Buy stock in the burger-making chain. It's bound to go up during the 2nd term of its biggest booster. 🥥

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🥥 Things to do instead of watching the inauguration on Monday: Wear a Hat and Love Your Cat Edition.
If watching the US slide into fascism on Martin Luther King Day is not your thing, show your disapproval with a cat in a hat and turn off the TV . 🥥

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🥥 He's eating the ducks. He's eating the cats.
(This photo may have been machine-generated.)
Your reminder that Monday's Inauguration of the US's first fascist President marks the official beginning of open season on the truth. Trump lied more than 30,000 times in his first go-round. How long will it take him to break that record? 🥥

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🥥 Monday, January 20, 2025, will be a day of national embarrassment for the US.
On Martin Luther King Day, we'll be inaugurating our first fascist government.
Do yourself a favor and find wholesome things to do on Monday rather than pay any attention to this travesty of politics, law, and decency. 🥥

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🥥 On October 16th, 2015, Twitter user @cavalorn tweeted, "'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."
The meme refers to regretful voters who vote for cruel and unjust policies and politicians, and are surprised when their own lives become worse as a result.
Has the price of eggs gone down yet?
They're eating the faces. 🥥

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🥥 Is it going to get harder or easier to know who to hate after the inauguration?
Trump is married to an immigrant, and JD Vance is married to a woman whose parents were Indian immigrants.
Idea: Trump can make a few extra bucks selling scorecards to his followers so they'll know who it's okay to hate. 🥥

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🥥 Devolution of the Republican Party.
On inauguration Monday, January 20th, we'll be putting the worst President the US ever had back into the Oval Office. That should give you enough reasons to convince yourself to do something other than watch the inauguration. 🥥

@jstatepost you’d think the billionaire could afford a decently fitting tux.

@jstatepost actually they are benefit cuts to those who can least afford it served up on platters to those who need nothing.

@jstatepost His entire term will be a non-functional souvenier.

@jstatepost , I would rather watch bread mold than the inauguration.

@jstatepost

As foretold in the ancient murals.

@MaryAustinBooks @jstatepost

LMFAO

hang on maga, you are about to get your faces eaten

@MaryAustinBooks
🥥 Official mosaic of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party, Mary. 🥥

Usha was born in the US. She is not an immigrant. She can stay. Melanoma will have to leave.

@jstatepost I'd love to be able to walk up to one of Trump's MAGA meathead rallies and shapeshift into a leopard.

@jstatepost You can tell it’s ai because if it were real the duck would be biting him and the cats would be peeing on him and his plane.

@jstatepost

Cat ran in! Who knows the owner?

@jstatepost

i still think they are going to 25th him sooner rather than later

@jstatepost Wait. It says the photo was manipulated. Are you sure!?

@jstatepost excuse me but my poodle is much smarter than trump and could probably run the country better even though he is non verbal.…

@jstatepost I think they are already sidelining him. He is almost certainly not the one writing his posts on TS. Most of them are too literate with no misspellings. He’s probably directing them to add things like calling people names, tho.

@jstatepost
The name is Bond. Gold Bond Medicated Powder.

@jstatepost Don't forget MickeyDee's! Fuck, I'm surprised he never did a commercial for them!