"I know. I was there at time." has been my usual reply for some years. (-:
There's a whole entry in the #HHGTTG (radio version) about humans's seeming need to tell people stuff that they already know.
"You seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot hole!", Arthur tells Zaphod.
High and tight, with Zamfir. I finally realized I own a battery powered set of clippers, and that I can sit on my bath chair in a dry tub, and use our handheld vacuum to clean it up before turning on the shower. Easier than the way I was doing it with the dropcloth. This hairstyle is perfect for me. #disability #justchatting #SundayVibes #haircuts #zamfir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT6RJscGT10
#ARKANSAS: #FASCISTS Demand #Haircuts Fit Outdated #GenderRoles
These morons are BANNING #gendernonconformingHAIRCUTS
#Farright #extrêmedroite #FASCISTUSA #HB1668
#ProtectCisgenderKidsWhoAreGenderNonconforming
....meanwhile, #EggsAreStillHigh!!
@georgetakei
We can probably blame what is known as "bad 70s hair" on the lingering and deep-seated reaction to adults and authority figures taking a vociferously hard line against longer hair on boys in the 1960s. Fashion got mutated into a generational badge. More seriously, Republicans are control freaks who try to impose their intolerant standards on all others. This is more likely to provoke a backlash than compliance.
#Bad70sHair #Fashion #LGBTQ #Arkansas #Republicans #MAGA #Haircuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYT42JL7lXo
Wait, What? Republicans are Trying to BAN #HAIRCUTS FOR KIDS!!!
#GNP kvetching about '#gendernonconformingHAIRCUTS' !!!
Try to control #socialtransitioning
THESE...#FARRIGHT...NUTTERS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!!!
#TransandNonbinaryRightsAreHumanRights 
'This is #Nazi shit and cruelty is the point' -- Jesse Dollemore
It's called a bixie, a mix between a #pixie and a bob. #goodmorning #haircuts
It's time for back-to-school haircuts. I gave Kid2 hers the other week, so it's just Kid3 and Kid4 tonight. Kid4 went first. The haircuts happen in the kitchen: they sit on a stool and I tell them to turn around when I need to cut different areas.
To avoid confusion, I give directions based on what in the room they will be facing, eg the stove, the window, the blackboard. Which led to this:
Me: OK, turn around to face the plants... No, the plants.... oh. Sorry. The other plants
Kid4 (rolling eyes): You have too many plants
Heh heh. Mission accomplished 
Great, I am not considering a loosely Norman cut for myself 
nordicperspective.com/history/viki...
#Vikings #Haircuts
Viking Age Hairstyles & Beards...
Whoever cuts Brad Fash's hair should do time. And Fash himself should be charged with bringing the game into disrepute by the #RFL. #rugby #RugbyLeague #haircuts
Autism advice.
If the Neurotypicals start treating you like shit, all of a sudden - you need a haircut.
Get a fucking haircut!
Not even joking!
Gentle sunshine on a freshly shaved head is blissful.
I recommend trying this once in your life if you have the choice 
Support group needed for parents whose long-haired kids have now turned into broccoli heads. #parenting #haircuts
Happy #weekend our lovely friends off to get our #haircuts today so hopefully you will be able to see our faces 
#ZSHQ #Zombiebullz #NYYankees #Ruffriderz #TJ5 #like #follow #new #pets #cats #dogs #fun #dogsoftwitter #CatsOfTwitter.
In the meantime, had my hair cut and the front is half an inch too short to go in a ponytail and a piece hangs in front of my face when I look down.
I think "Eh, it's cute"
Eldest son: "That's weird, Mom. You look like... an *anglerfish*"
Complete with "mommy is an anglerfish" song.
Kids. They calls em as they sees em.
#parenting #Haircuts #Anglerfish #ThingsKidsSay
(Really no idea on hashtags here... #MommyIsAnAnglerfishLaLaLa ?)
60s brought Ye-Ye #Fashion in #Haircuts to #Spain.
Francoist mayors distrusted those people with long hair in flowery shirts and bell-bottoms and if they had beards, even more so.Some neighbors suffered from being shaved by
Generalísimo Franco's public order forces because of their excess #Hair.
In those years, Spanish women were attracted to men with long hair and bald men had problems to have some #Sex with Spanish women.
60 years later things have changed little.
#UK #School #Guidance: #SocialTransition #Bans Are The Next Front In #AntiTrans #Laws #Globally.
The #UK's new #policy #guidance would #allow #schools to #bar #socialtransition, which could mean #denial of #haircuts, #names, and #pronouns. #US #antitrans #Extremists #cheered.
#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #UK #England #Education #Tories #TERFS #Hate #Bigotry #Violence #Genocide #Discrimination #Transphobia #TERFIsland
https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/uk-school-guidance-social-transition
Well, whether you're a guy or a girl, you could just give yourself a buzz cut whenever you think your hair is getting too long.
There are different sized blade guards that can adjust how close you want to cut it.
Just depends, more so if you're a girl than a guy, how much you care about having long hair for cultural and/or gender ID purposes. 
FWIW, I find that women w/really short hair can be extremely attractive.
Need a Covid safe haircut in the Sonoma County area!
We have been going to a private salon but the hairdresser has been making slight comments about how we “don’t need to be so cautious anymore”. So, my mom and I would like recommendations for someone who gives great cuts and understands the needs of two high risk people.
Any recommendations?
#hairsalon #sonoma #sonomacounty #covidsafe #haircuts
Rolandelli