We have to do everything to win these #specialelection!! Every #Democratic #USHouse seat is another restraint on the #Rapeublican party. We need #SpeakerJeffries & this is how we get to that goal. Support @gayforcongress.bsky.social and @joshweil.bsky.social !! If you're in FL, VOTE!!
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Can we finally call a spade a spade? Democrats don't run around doing domestic terrorism. It's not "somebody," who's torching ballot boxes. It's a #Rapeublican—the party of insurrection.
If you see something that says #Kamala or #CoachWallz did something horrible, ignore it. It's a lie created by Russian bots and pushed by Trump.
Anything.
The worse it sounds, the more likely it's not true.
Don't let them win. Ignore all the #Rapeublican lies. All of them.
#TheyAreEatingTheDogs
#TheyFuckCouchesDontThey
#CouchFucker
#FuckTrump
#VoteBlue2024
#FUCKDeSantis
#FuckRepublicans
#Rapeublicans
This pic. This needs to be the pic we plaster the Internet with.#KamalaHarris #Kamala
#Kamala2024 #FatHitler
#OrangeJesus #CouchFucker
#SaveAmerica #VoteBlue
#TrumpLies #Project2025
#Rapeublican #Rapeublicans
#Weird #WeirdGOP
The #Rapeublicans are split between the phony "issues" caucus vs. the "Teabag" caucus.
If a #Rapeublican refers to "kitchen tables" in their lie salad, they're part of the former, and if they rape teenagers and blow vape juice all over pregnant women, they're in the latter camp.
So, the latter still wants to impeach #Joe, but the "we're not so bad" crowd doesn't.
I say do it. Impeach him. It'll be the rope you hang yourselves with.
Man, there's so much wrong with this I don't even know where to start. Yes, you nailed it with the secret #Rapeublican abortions. But... the dude's a dude. (?) The closest thing to an abortion he'll EVER be able to get is an enema.
#Rapeublican caught choking his chicken, polishing his bishop, surfing with his alien... in public. Nothing #weird about that.
“If they get those two new states and pack the Supreme Court, they'll get what they want," McConnell continued. "By the way, on packing the Supreme Court ... you may know this already. It's unconstitutional."
~Moscow Mitch McTurdle, who packed the Supreme Court.
You know why Republicans are always getting divorced?
They never defend their wives. Little Marco, Trump was all over his wife. He's all "Yes Sir Trump. Whatever you say sir."
Cancun Ted Cruz: "Now that you mention it Mr. Trump sir, my wife is kinda ugly."
#CouchFucker Vance is just another #Rapeublican in snake's clothing.
I've been asked why I keep beating this #CouchFucker thing. I know it's been debunked, but the #Rapeublicans will finally learn how it feels to have the other side make up something absolutely ridiculous and untrue and keep repeating it until it becomes fact.
I'm looking at you, "Birther" Trump.
"A lie repeated often enough becomes the truth"
~Every #Rapeublican since Nixon.
So, yeah. The TRUTH is Shady Vance fucked a couch.
Look. I'm glad she chose Walz. I will support her choice. But
NO #RAPEUBLICAN HAS EVER VOTED FOR A DEMOCRAT AND NEVER WILL.
Democrats. Stop trying to pick "Republican-friendly" candidates.
OK. So now's when the flood of lies, deceptions, misinformation, disinformation, FUD, and #WeirdGOP bullshit happens.
I'm committing to not believing, reposting, boosting, or in other ways spreading any stupid accusatory #Rapeublican lies about #TimWalz.
After 2016, #Rapeublicans had to make their own dating site because a #Rapeublican couldn't get laid at a women's prison with a handful of pardons. No, it's true. I remember.
Hey, a #Rapeublican weirdo who can string together an entire sentence. Let's count our blessings.
#Scrotus will let him go. He's a #Rapeublican
But me? I wanna see him in blue jeans swingin' a hammah and singing, "♫Takes rocks an' gravel oh-well-a, to make a solid road oh-well-a...♫"
So, it has come to my attention that the #CouchFucker story isn't true. That #ShadyVance never wrote in that stupid-ass book of his, that he fucked a couch.
In an effort not to be accused of using the #Rapeublican technique of spreading phony Putin-backed propaganda to win elections, I would like to go on record saying Vance never WROTE about couch fucking.
"We the People of the #Rapeublican States, in Order to form a more #ChristoFascist Union, establish dictatorship, insure everybody gets a bumpstock machine gun, provide for the beeyunairs, promote the #DeadBirdSite, and secure the borders against brown job-stealers, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."
Article 1 In the beginning, the Lort said, "Let there be light." And he saw that it was good, so he said, "The 2-A shall not be abriged."
Know your dog whistles.
When a #Rapeublican says, "our country," he means HIS country. Not mine, and not yours.
When a #Rapeublican says, "hard working Americans," he means Democrats all live in their parents' basement and don't have jobs.
When a #Rapeublican says "taxpayer 'dahlurs,'" he means, "We're the only ones who pay taxes."
When a #Rapeublican says "the Constitution," he means the Bible.
When a #Rapeublican says "the Bible," he means a way to take away your rights.
