Today's Low Quality Ad is for Monopoly House of the Dragon Edition. Finally, an answer to the age old question: Who would win in a fight, a dragon or capitalism?
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CS7D2L4X?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1ZYE0FXCALCVK&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1ZYE0FXCALCVK_1731607263124
If television has taught me anything, the game will play out like this:
1. You fear the dragons.
2. You become emotionally invested in the dragons.
3. The dragons die in the most heartbreaking way possible.
@lowqualityfacts given that the 14 richest billionaires all sit on a hoard bigger than Smaugs, capitalists.
@lowqualityfacts well, I see lots of capitalism, but no dragons, guess the dragons got their block knocked off
Look... we're just biding our time, okay?
@aearo @lowqualityfacts ooh, when you strike back, count me in!
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Trick question, capitalism is dominated by those who amass massive hoards of treasure; even though it has been established that Smaug has less wealth than several US oligarchs.
@lowqualityfacts 4. The internet produces fan art and porn of the dragons.
@frang @lowqualityfacts Pernography.
@coyoty @lowqualityfacts <approval> very nice
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I got that much from the ad and it hurt my feelings. I don’t need to see the show.
@lowqualityfacts Angels With Scaly Wings: the Board Game
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Insert Shadowrun joke here
But hey, at least it's not Cheaters Edition