Old Soviet joke repurposed for 2025:
Several times daily, a woman opens a news website, glances at the screen, then closes it.
Her spouse, curious, asks what she's doing.
The woman explains she's looking for death notices.
The spouse says that the website only has headlines, not obituaries.
The woman replies, "Oh, the obituaries I'm praying for will be headlines."
@spaf Should we start listening for "Swan Lake" on the radio?
@spaf I'm reminded that Stalin collected Stalin jokes.
He had two gulags full of them.
With the current ability of A.I. ?
Trump could already be dead ?
Just craft a Avatar
The Public may be made to believe he actually is getting younger ?
President forever.....He may actually get healthier.....stop shitting himself
@spaf Going to need a three-in-one before it gets better.
@spaf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8tZ35t4U [TMBG's classic track When Will You Die. with cardboard monster hearse]
@spaf
I didn't remember that one until now !
Thanks a lot !
@spaf Similar one I heard once:
A group of Russians are waiting outside the store for the bread to be delivered. The line stretches for blocks and blocks. Finally, a man pulls out pistol and shouts "that's it! I'm going to kill that Khrushchev!" and goes off in a fury.
A couple hours later, the man comes back looking dejected. "What happened?", his friends ask.
"Line at the Kremlin was even longer!"
@spaf
Haha! :-) Good one. The USSR fell apart before the era of the internet, but still, I give you 10 points! Or maybe 10 rubles, if I had any! :-) Haha! Post more such jokes, please!