I would just like to say that these signs in the DFW airport bathrooms are peak social engineering, and I do hope Dan Patrick enjoys all the phone calls from people upset about the government photographing their hairy bits.
@MissConstrue @GhostOnTheHalfShell
Can we just shovel Texas into the Gulf of Mexico?
@elfin @MissConstrue @GhostOnTheHalfShell Gulf of Murica, excuse me!
...is what a dumbass would say