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**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · 1d

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from October 26, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• If I Took My Life Tonight
• Chances Are That I Might
• Mutilation Out Of Sight
• And I'm Contemplating Suicide
• 'Cause I'm Losing My Sight, Losing My Mind

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Original Text:
• TV: General, the zombies have breached our perimeter! Should I hold my position? Over... What are they doing now? Over... Dipping my foot in guacamole, sir. Over...
• Garfield: I'd fall back about now.

The image features three panels of a Garfield comic strip with a panel strip of characters. Each panel depicts Garfield, a cat, lying down in a chair, with various humorous speech bubbles above him. The first panel shows Garfield sleeping on the left side of the chair, the middle panel shows him sleeping on the right side, and the third panel shows him lying on the left side of the chair. The comic strip uses the character Garfield as a representation of human-like behavior, humorously depicting his life and habits.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · 6d

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from July 13, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• Wish Somebody Would Tell Me I'm Fine
• Losing My Sight, Losing My Mind
• Wish Somebody Would Tell Me I'm Fine

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Original Text:
• Jon: Garfield, come out from under the couch. It's only a little thund-
• *BOOM*
• Jon: Hey, I found a dime!
• Garfield: My hero.

The image is a comic strip featuring three panels with a man sitting at a desk, another man sitting on the floor, and a small dog on the floor. The first panel shows the man sitting at the desk, while the second panel depicts him sitting on the floor. The third panel introduces the presence of the dog on the floor, and it is also shown sitting at the desk. The comic strip ends with the man sitting on the floor and the dog sitting on the floor, both looking up at him.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · May 30

May 30

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from February 11, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• Hungry, Feeding On Chaos And Living In Sin
• Downward Spiral, Where Do I Begin?
• It All Started When I Lost My Mother
• No Love For Myself And No Love For Another

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Original Text:
• Liz: What are you wearing to the restaurant tonight? You're going to wear thaaaat?...
• Jon: Well, then, I guess I'm not.
• Garfield: The fashion police have a new sheriff.

The image is a three-panel comic strip by Jim Davis, featuring characters from the Garfield series. The first panel shows a woman with a pink dress and black hair, holding a green rotary phone receiver, and says, "Hungry, feeding on chaos and living in sin." The second panel has the woman still on the phone, now saying, "Downward spiral, where do I begin?" The third panel shows a man wearing a yellow shirt, with a green cat and orange cat lying next to him, speaking on the phone. The man's speech bubble says, "It all started when I lost my mother. No love for myself and no love for another." The comic strip is titled "Last Resort" and is credited to Jim Davis 2-11.

**The Metal Dog** @TheMetalDog@mastodon.themetaldog.net · May 28

May 28

The Metal Dog @TheMetalDog@mastodon.themetaldog.net

#TheMetalDogArticleList
#BLABBERMOUTHT

PAPA ROACH Shares Music Video For Acoustic Version Of 'Even If It Kills Me'

https://blabbermouth.net/news/papa-roach-shares-music-video-for-acoustic-version-of-even-if-it-kills-me

#PapaRoach #EvenIfItKillsMe #NewNoizeRecords

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · May 28

May 28

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from January 6, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• 'Til It Was Too Late And I Was Empty
• Within

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Original Text:
• Garfield: You rock! It's nice to know I'm here for me.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · May 20

May 20

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from July 30, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• Losing My Sight, Losing My Mind

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line, and...

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · May 14

May 14

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #LastResort
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from April 16, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• Downward Spiral, Where Do I Begin?
• It All Started When I Lost My Mother
• No Love For Myself And
• No Love For Another

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Original Text:
• Jon: Liz just doesn't understand how a guy FEELS about his favorite t-shirt. You understand, don't you, old buddy?
• Garfield: Beep.
• Jon: WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!!

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · May 13

May 13

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from March 15, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• I've Reached My Last Resort
• Suffocation, No Breathing
• Don't Give A Fuck If I Cut My Arm Bleeding
• Do You Even Care If I Die Bleeding?

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Original Text:
• Jon: Garfield, you lack ambition... and personality... and self-control, and tact, and compassion, and...
• Garfield: We may be here for a while.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · May 5

May 5

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #LastResort
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Original Garfield comic from October 28, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• Don't Give A Fuck If I Cut My Arm Bleeding
• Do You Even Care If I Die Bleeding?
• Would It Be Wrong? Would It Be Right?
• If I Took My Life Tonight
• Chances Are That I Might

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Original Text:
• TV: Did you bring me a brain, Igor?...An EVIL brain? Yes, master... It's from an INSURANCE SALESMAN! Okay, Igor, now you're scaring ME.
• Garfield: SOMEone's bucking for "Employee of the Month".

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · May 1

May 1

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from August 3, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• Downward Spiral, Where Do I Begin?

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Original Text:
• Garfield: Working at home has its advantages.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Apr 26

Apr 26

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #LastResort
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Original Garfield comic from May 7, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• Don't Give A Fuck If I Cut My Arm
• Bleeding
• Do You Even Care If I Die
• Bleeding?

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Original Text:
• Spider: Ahem... I've been appointed by the other spiders to appeal to your sense of humanity. Can't we all just get along?
• Spider #2: Well?
• Spider: Bite him on the eyelids!

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Apr 20

Apr 20

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #LastResort
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from December 23, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• Would It Be Wrong? Would It Be Right?
• If I Took My Life Tonight

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Original Text:
• *rip rip tear rip rip
• Jon: Not all presents are for you.
• Garfield: I'm picking up on that.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Apr 16

Apr 16

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #LastResort
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Original Garfield comic from October 7, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• Suffocation, No Breathing
• Don't Give A Fuck If I Cut My Arm Bleeding
• This Is My Last Resort
• Cut My Life Into Pieces

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Original Text:
• Jon: It says here a guy ate twenty pounds of baked beans. In just fifteen minutes. Doesn't say what he won, though.
• Garfield: Probably not any new friends.
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**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Mar 27

Mar 27

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from March 10, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• This Is My Last Resort
• Suffocation, No Breathing

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Original Text:
• Garfield: I'm working on an ode to Monday... But I still haven't found anything that rhymes with... PHHHHHHHHHT.

J @Thatmermaid_J@beige.party · Mar 25

Mar 25

J @Thatmermaid_J@beige.party

Lmfaooo I can't wait for the tell all. This shit is crazy. #90dayfiance #lastresort

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Mar 24

Mar 24

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #LastResort
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from January 9, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• Suffocation, No
• Breathing
• Don't Give A Fuck If I Cut My Arm Bleeding

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Original Text:
• Jon: I'm bored. Are you bored?
• Garfield: No, but keep talking...I'm getting there.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Mar 20

Mar 20

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #LastResort
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from October 2, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• If I Took My Life Tonight
• Chances Are That I Might
• Mutilation Out Of Sight

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Original Text:
• Jon: Garfield's daydreaming.
• Garfield: SNORE.
• Jon: Like a log.

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Mar 14

Mar 14

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

#Garfield #music #LastResort
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from June 16, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• Hungry, Feeding On Chaos And Living In Sin
• Downward Spiral, Where Do I Begin?
• It All Started When I Lost
• My Mother

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Original Text:
• Jon: Wow!...I guess all that hard work paid off! This is the best you've EVER done on a diet!
• Garfield: Thank you. Only gained a pound!

**Lyrical Garfield** @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai · Mar 7

Mar 7

Lyrical Garfield @LyricalGarfield@masto.ai

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Original Garfield comic from January 11, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Last Resort

Transcript:
• Wish Somebody Would Tell Me I'm Fine
• I Never Realized I Was Spread Too Thin

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Original Text:
• Jon: STOP SHEDDING!
• Garfield: Whoa! That loosened up some hair!

**Hacker News** @h4ckernews@mastodon.social · Mar 5

Mar 5

Hacker News @h4ckernews@mastodon.social

Why "alias" is my last resort for aliases — https://evanhahn.com/why-alias-is-my-last-resort-for-aliases/
#HackerNews #alias #aliases #lastresort #programming #tips #evanhahn

evanhahn.com · Mar 5Why "alias" is my last resort for aliasesI prefer scripts to real aliases when defining a custom command.

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