when your sitting position says "i'm chill" but your eyes say "i'm about to do something completely ridiculous"
@yurnidiot the sitting position is called “I’m gonna jump in your face”
@yurnidiot I love it!
@yurnidiot The little shuffle of the feet is a giveaway.
@anne_twain @yurnidiot And that sudden drastic pupil dilation.
@yurnidiot that's like in the superhero shows when someone drinks the special formula
@yurnidiot somebody’s about to get cut!
@yurnidiot [smolness intensifies]
@yurnidiot this is my eyes when I see my gf
@yurnidiot The pupils. Watch the pupils!
@yurnidiot
Bonus points for the stealth technique — blending in with the environment is truly superb