There are literally no rules that your New Year's resolutions can't be for mischief.
Don't make evil resolutions, though -- the GOP has that covered.
@spaf
Yes! You've made my new year!
@spaf mischief? Like shuffling the contents of the vending machine so people can only get one of a snack before having to purchase an alternate snack to queue up their desired selection again?
@spaf Also, no pranking, please. Pranks are for assholes.