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Pros and cons of being my friend:
Pro: you have a friend
Con: It's me
@spaf You haven’t conned me yet. That I can tell.
@spaf can we be friends? I'll bring the same to the table!
Dagnabbit, Pascaline! @spaf
Be grateful for what you've got 
@spaf I feel this soooooo hard!