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If really good-looking people are "eye candy" I am somewhere between "eye broccoli" and "eye kale."
@spaf you’ve always been brain push-ups. You make us think for ourselves
Qp @spaf
Tag yourself, I'm eye pruneau
@spaf I am a big fan of green vegetables, so this works for me! 
@spaf Sounds like you're Brassica oleracea var. oculi then.
@spaf I look like someone set my face on fire, then tried to put it out with a cricket bat.
@spaf I would be eye spam! lol.
@spaf eye protein-rich nutrition paste reporting in 
@spaf lots of people love some tasty broccoli or kale.
@spaf Some prefer savoury to sweet. And sporting bow ties like that you are doing yourself a disservice. 
(I think that is identical to one I own.)
@spaf eye haggis here
@DrollTide @spaf go hard for eye lutefisk or eye kiviak
@spaf I think I am a chestnut. Spiky on the outside, but surprisingly soft towards the few people I open up to.
@spaf If that photo is you, you do look very wholesome and satisfying.
@willaful Appearances can be deceiving.
@spaf "Every time I looked at him, it was time for a bowel movement."
@spaf To be honest: I prefer real broccoli and real kale (and yes, real Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and Romanesco broccoli too) to real candy.
Besides, what good is beauty, if the lights are out? Or, as Tante Jolesch once said: "What a man is more beautiful than a monkey is a luxury."
@JanetGrBr This is my favourite fractal vegetable. @spaf
@framsanon @spaf Yeah, mine too.
@spaf By that scale I think I'm "eye weird-looking cauliflower"
@spaf Better than "eye lima beans" 
@spaf Or eyesberg lettuce?
@FerritinJim Ouch!
@spaf been there, and love your Bio!
@spaf I would argue you clean up better than most.
@fuzzface Broccoli with a bow tie?