Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Dyson Digital Slim Cordless Vacuum, on sale for 50% off.
Cons: It isn't a fancy robot vacuum.
Pros: This means the vacuum won't enslave/murder you when the robots inevitably rise up and wage war against us feeble humans.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DBRLRP3F/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_9KYESC7YDSJ93TTW0BV4?linkCode=ml2&tag=connorstone06-20
Other pros include the fact that this vacuum won't charge straight into cat vomit and spread it all over your rug. I'm looking at you Roomba.
@lowqualityfacts Not with that attitude but it’s doable
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It is time to talk about the elephant in the Roomba.
@JPK_elmediat @lowqualityfacts Finally a vacuum cleaner pun that doesn't suck.
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I really love to watch them roll
No longer ridin' on the merry-go-round
I just need to adjust my meds
(I don't even have a Roomba.)