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@lowqualityfacts

Freckles "spotted dick" Georg is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.

@lowqualityfacts

For or against? Bring a marker with you before you go out to a club?

@lowqualityfacts Gingers get so much hate because people are jealous.

@lowqualityfacts I had vaginoplasty a few months back and all my freckles went away.

@lowqualityfacts
I've only got one freckle and, I don't wanna brag but
IT'S HUGE! coupla hairs growing out of it and it's getting bigger
Just lucky, I guess
Oh but my penis is tiny

@lowqualityfacts obviously?
If you have a larger penis, you can fit more freckles on it.
Not surprising.

@lowqualityfacts

My grandfather called me 'Freckles' when I was a kid. Really.
You just ruined my childhood, now I'll need therapy. Thanks a lot!🙄