Today's Low Quality Ad is for Beard Club Beard Oils. Much like a well-maintained vehicle, a beard requires constant oil changes. Motor oil does not work as well in your beard though. Everyone will think you're gross and you will be forced to shave. So use this.
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@lowqualityfacts believe me, an unmoisterized beard is a scratchy beard.
@lowqualityfacts I shave to avoid having an oily beard! My own follicles' oil is gross enough, and I don't want anyone else's!