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@lowqualityfacts Well, a good way to get rid of old candies without trowing them away 😈

@lowqualityfacts that’s why I always put it up my butt first

@lowqualityfacts That's what they told me while giving strange looks to the fidgeting agent who removed my candy and ate my luggage.

@lowqualityfacts So make sure to make your candy with 0 sugar and Carolina Reaper peppers! (no don't do that)

@lowqualityfacts This would not surprise me in the slightest.

@lowqualityfacts true story.

After the jar of Vegemite I bought while visiting Australia was confiscated from my carry on for being a liquid I submitted some freedom of information requests.

It turns out 53% of the Vegemite sold in Australian airports are jars that have been confiscated and resold to fund the annual border force barbie.

The record for a single jar was 6 resales.