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Low Quality Facts

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Solo Stove Bonfire. It's a smokeless fire pit. I, like many others, am plagued by an ancient curse where the smoke follows me and blows straight into my eyes no matter where I sit around a fire, so this is perfect.
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Yes, the Solo Stove is named after Han Solo. So was the Han Dynasty. And the band Hanson.

@lowqualityfacts I won something very similar to this in a costume contest in a work function. The brand name is different but the concept is identical.

The product suggests that it can be used indoors. My coworkers insist that it's smokeless so it can be used indoors. A cursory online search turns up multiple sources that reason, because it's smokeless, it can be used indoors.

This is clearly cancel culture, where people are trying to cancel me with carbon monoxide.

@cwwilkie @lowqualityfacts
I can see why your colleagues are so excited — this paper shredder looks amazing compared to those boring things most offices have 😈

@lowqualityfacts @cwwilkie Obviously, it is a wood gasifying stove. In ideal conditions it can be almost smokeless.
Having said that, getting a CO detector is in order.

@lowqualityfacts

Dubious quality facts, those.

Carry on, then.

@lowqualityfacts He invented the Han Shandy, a long time ago.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

But the smell of the smoke is a big part of a fire pit's appeal?

@lowqualityfacts

"Smokeless" is a damn lie, btw; otherwise a good firepit

@lowqualityfacts
Das Ding arbeitet nach dem Prinzip des Holzvergasers, das man auch zum Antrieb von Autos einsetzen kann.
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