Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Solo Stove Bonfire. It's a smokeless fire pit. I, like many others, am plagued by an ancient curse where the smoke follows me and blows straight into my eyes no matter where I sit around a fire, so this is perfect.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D7PYSSSB?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3HH97EDZ4T8P&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.3HH97EDZ4T8P_1732127995314
Yes, the Solo Stove is named after Han Solo. So was the Han Dynasty. And the band Hanson.
@lowqualityfacts I won something very similar to this in a costume contest in a work function. The brand name is different but the concept is identical.
The product suggests that it can be used indoors. My coworkers insist that it's smokeless so it can be used indoors. A cursory online search turns up multiple sources that reason, because it's smokeless, it can be used indoors.
This is clearly cancel culture, where people are trying to cancel me with carbon monoxide.
@cwwilkie @lowqualityfacts
I can see why your colleagues are so excited — this paper shredder looks amazing compared to those boring things most offices have
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This the one they used to thaw Han??
@Sable_Shade @lowqualityfacts Sure. It's a Han warmer.
@lowqualityfacts all owned by The House of Mouse.
@lowqualityfacts it's too bad about han-son's patricide.
@lowqualityfacts And the thing you open doors with.
@lowqualityfacts Hanson are all sons of Han Solo.
@lowqualityfacts He invented the Han Shandy, a long time ago.
@lowqualityfacts I believe Hanson was technically named after Kylo.
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And you can throw your Solo cups into it.
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But the smell of the smoke is a big part of a fire pit's appeal?
"Smokeless" is a damn lie, btw; otherwise a good firepit
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Das Ding arbeitet nach dem Prinzip des Holzvergasers, das man auch zum Antrieb von Autos einsetzen kann.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuh73cNLJaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9P2y-3N7i0