"I do not authorize META, Facebook or any entity associated with Facebook to use my penis, scrotum, taint or anus in any way, past, present, or future.
It is strictly prohibited to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on my penis, scrotum, taint or anus. Violation of this may be punishable by law.
However, in the spirit of compromise, Mark Zuckerberg may personally gargle my balls."