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Dwight (DB) 🤔 🇨🇦

Flooding the ICE tip line with calls reporting Elon as an illegal immigrant is how this works, right? 🤔

@dabertime "Hey ICE! There's this guy who started his business illegally b/c his visa prohibited him from doing that. And now he's running around flashing Nazi salutes! Can u do something about that?"

@dabertime why stop there, report that neighborhood Nazi with the hand painted "Let's Go Brandon" sign attached to the broken down truck.

@bebadefabo @dabertime I understand the anger and hostility towards people like that, but you don't sic the Gestapo on anyone. If you're so keen to see someone disappeared and brutalised why not see if they're hiring?

@zip @dabertime seems like siccing the gestapo on the brown shirts is a great way to waste gestapo resources.

@dabertime ICE tip line. Nice. "Hello? yes there's this family living upstairs in my block, they've been there for three years, i see the teenage girl looking out sometimes. The address? - Amsterdam. Got a pen?.."

@dabertime his own brother says Elon was initially an illegal immigrant. Elon has avoided the question when asked.

@dabertime

He's doing crimes, interfering with elections, etc.

@dabertime And Melania, don't forget Melania.

@ChuckMcManis @dabertime

But Melania had an EB-1 visa.

You know the one. Reserved for outstanding people in their field such as researchers, top business men, Olympians and the like.

@leighms @dabertime She got that AFTER she had been professionally modeling. So she was an illegal and then the system was bribed.

@ChuckMcManis @dabertime
I was looking at doing a piece on her and Barron the other week.
She came in on a tourist visa then had a string of working visas.
She may have done work on the tourist visa but it wasn't evident in what I could find.

Unfortunately the premise of the piece didn't pan out how I wanted it so I stopped digging.

The only glaring irregularity is her getting an EB-1.

Like many others, I would enjoy it if there was something about her that would tie in with the whole immigration theme.

Without access to modelling agency accounts, which I suspect have been sanitised, it is going to be hard to make anything stick. Shame.

@dabertime Only if *you* want to be arrested?

@TimWardCam @dabertime
the consequences of messing with them might not be that severe right now, but I'd have to be damn sure I can't be identified on any records someone might look up if I got "detained" in 18 months.

@dabertime

All tip lines are down due to budget freeze. Your call is important to us. Please hang up. No need to try again later until further notice.

@dabertime

first try to report ICE agents by their name and location when you see them. "uh, there's a van of them pulling up, probably at least 6 or 8 in there, oh goodness I think I saw a gun"

then realize that they'll catch on too quick

then try to call in a tip line on cops in different precincts

but that only pushes them together. Builds their connective tissue.

then you think to notice-and-pass-along something related to their greant aunt, or maybe their closest immigrant family member

then you realize that their roots dip back to the beginning of time, and evil begets evil as you find who's connected to who.

they talk of secret societies... why would you tell anyone that you know someone who's underground? dumbass. fuckin' don't post that shit on the internet.

... where was I? oh yes

then you skip to the end because there's no use learning form someone else's mistakes if you don't know someone else who is making mistakes. hence, schools are better than private tutors. Just keep everyone in!

@dabertime While at it, report Melania for doing paid modeling work illegally while in the US on a visitor's visa that forbids paid work.

@dabertime
I'm reporting Baron Trump too, Melania was not yet a citizen when he was born

@dabertime @0x0ddc0ffee I feel like any normal person might get deported for violating the terms of their student visa, soooo 🤷🏽‍♂️

@jima He literally jumped a student visa to found his .com startup, which is absolutely a deportable offense. @dabertime

@dabertime

I mean, suggesting such a thing would most certainly be one of those chaotic lawful items, no?

@alatartheblue He does meet their criteria for reporting, so it is a legitimate question. 🤷🏼‍♂️