Today's Low Quality Ad is for Four Sigmatic Mushroom Coffee. I can't tell if I crave mushroom coffee because it's good, or because the fungus has made its way to my brain and is forcing my zombified body to consume more of it.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CGG4KL77?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.11OL31OCMI8AL&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.11OL31OCMI8AL_1735493661682
Update: I blacked out and awoke curled up in a rotting tree stump. The coffee fungus in my brain assures me that this is where I belong. I will soon become one with the stump.
@lowqualityfacts I didn't know Stumptown made mushroom coffee.