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Juggling With Eggs

and now asked for help with the US …has there ever been an administration so blatantly unaware of its own contradictions?

I assume the words beginning with ‘F’ and ‘O’ will be said loudly in ’s direction…

swedenherald.com/article/usa-a

Sweden Herald · USA asks Denmark for help in the egg crisisBy TT

@JugglingWithEggs "We want to annex your territory as part of the Arctic land grab plan we cooked up with Putin. Can you spare some breakfast items, pls?"

@JugglingWithEggs Just send your representative and the people will, I'm sure, gladly deliver eggs to Marko Rubio....by catapult, throwing, and any number of other inventive means

@JugglingWithEggs
Denmark: "You broke the eggs. Now make that omelet."