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Jimijamflimflam

Knowing this and assuming you aren’t already completely entranced by the vampire, this is exactly what you need to say. At least that’s what I think. Muster all your willpower and let spill these five words from your lips. 🧛‍♂️ 🧛‍♀️

Memes of Art & Existential Dread

A old, green and decrepit looking vampire standing on the balcony backlit by the moon and barely outside the French doors: "Can I come in?" A woman in a nightshirt sitting on the edge of her bed, facing the vampire asks: "i don't know, *can* you?" The text below reads: “cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher's pedantry”
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Radote Chill Pépère 🌶️

@Jimijamflimflam
Hi. Not an english native. I'm not sure I get the joke, could you explain please ?
I get vampires have to be invited.
I think I know what the sentence means. I just don't understand what's the effect it's supposed to have.

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Fardels Bear

@Jimijamflimflam

Yes, but what if the vampire has a bit of a think and decides that rule is a myth?

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