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Danny Boling ☮️

If you had five minutes alone with trump, what would you say to him?

Rules:
▫️ You can say anything you want; there are no limitations. (⚠️Be careful how you phrase things in your response to my post; don't get the Feds called on you — or me.)
▫️ He won't be allowed to speak to, respond to, or interact with you. (He's gonna lie to you anyway.)
▫️ Except for speaking to him, you won't be allowed to interact with him. (So leave your pitchforks at home.)

Go.

@IAmDannyBoling "No matter what you say or do, your dad will never love you. He's dead, but even when he was alive, he was never going to love you. Stop trying. Retire and enjoy your bags of money."

@hydropsyche

I don't think he has bags of money any more but even if he did, he won't have them for long considering his recent legal fees. (yay!)

@IAmDannyBoling I would only turn my back on him and walk away.

@ATLeagle

I hear ya. I wouldn't have much to say to him either. Why waste my breath since he's not going to take any criticism or advice from anyone?

When I first started putting this post together, I included an option to give him a written message (that he'd be forced to read) instead of having to be in the same room with him. Yuck! I don't want to be anywhere around him. He talks too much and he probably smells weird. 🤢

@IAmDannyBoling - So, Donnie, how much DO you like anal sex? A lot? A little? Not at all? Gee. That's too bad, I'd recommend you take a lot of Prep H with you, you're gonna NEED IT, boah.

@mdwray

We can only wish he'd be in general population when he goes to prison, unfortunately. He'll be put in a country club cell with little to no contact with anyone except his lawyers and his guards. To *really* punish him, we're gonna have to take his phone away from him lol.

@IAmDannyBoling

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," yo..

@IAmDannyBoling

I would never want to be in the same room with him or say anything at all to him. What a waste
of time that would be.

@bjsmith

I totally can't argue against this. It would definitely be a waste of time, except for the potential emotional release you'd get. But for lots of people, myself included, that wouldn't be enough for me to subject myself to his presence!

@IAmDannyBoling

I would sit with him in Silence in the Manner of Quakers. For at least an hour.

This would unnerve him, and at the same time, allow space for me to let go of my strong desire to .... well, do something not in the Manner of Quakers.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZG1bcWwDb3

@JKrotkov

Torturous, yet subtle. I love it. 👍