bad news kids Santa used ai to plot his route this year and the sleigh took off 3 days early and crashed into the Alps almost immediately
@ElleGray Don't worry kids! I saved Santa!
i hear santa was using the new version of "flight simulator" for practice too...
Santa's calling for backup. All the Chernobyl reindeer are on their way. Unfortunately that means radioactive reindeer poop in America's future.
@ElleGray Santa asked ChatGPT to sort everyone into naughty and nice lists, to determine who got coal and who got presents for Christmas.