Take a guess on this riddle.
If you have half a dozen of one type of plant, and only one of another, and they are all the same price and same height..., which, no matter how you secure them, will fall over in the car, breaking their main stem on the way home from the garden centre? Go on, guess.
I hate #GardeningMastodon Ooh, look a new garden catalogue!!!
A perfect coming together of Murphy's and Fingal's Laws
@Henrysbridge Aye, Sod's fucking Law, is it naw?
And any other bloody awful principle the universe seems to throw at us