@AlarminglyBad My 12yo's favorite food since age 3 has been noodles.
She went through a phase of calling them "noodies." It was glorious.
@courtcan “MOM I NEED NOODIES” lol
@AlarminglyBad Literally heard in my household. Also, "Daddy, will you make noodies?" Oh kid, please please please don't say that anywhere outside of our house.
@AlarminglyBad I can think of a tshirt "I'm with horny" or "I play with horny" and a nice colourful unicorn on it.
@AlarminglyBad Our household has had a pink duocorn called Horny for some decades now. :)
@AlarminglyBad She goes around proudly telling everyone that her parents got Horny at the arcade.