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Mandu 🥟

Water is moving. Therefore, I must smack it.

@yurnidiot "hey you, slithery, wet thing! Stop. No stop. I said staaaaahp!"

@yurnidiot I won't blame you for hating me on this, but the alt-text says black cat and it's just really dark due to the shadow of the overhang.

The cat a light tan color with black stripes.

Ok, you can yell at me now. I'm sorry.

@yurnidiot Kitty brain, honed by millennia of evolution, has this under control.

“Snake!”
“Big snake! Getting bigger fast!”
“Kill snake!”
“Ewww why is snake wet?”
“IT KEEPS GETTING BIGGER I MUST KEEP KILLING IT”
“IT KEEPS NOT DYING AND STAYING WET”
kill_it: Segmentation fault (core dumped)

@yurnidiot On the thumbnail the cat looks like a bronchiosaur or a kind of land-nessie.

@yurnidiot can't you see it's a snek? :)

@yurnidiot hes helping the water make it to the finish line....

hes helping

@yurnidiot Cats really know how to entertain themselves.

@yurnidiot

"And if the water comes along, you must smack it.
If the flow is really strong, you must smack it.
If it’s going on too long, you must smack it.

Smack it good …”

@yurnidiot I came across one like that on my way home from the store. I followed it to a crack in the pavement 2 doors from my house. Water was gurgling up. So I phoned the city who came to investigate. Water main break. They said this was the first time anyone reported a main break before it flooded the neighborhood. No prise though.

@yurnidiot we should all be like cats. if elon walked up, just smack him in the face.