him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
@whatsjo Dude needs better folks
@whatsjo "looks good! Oh wait, bad news, that's just syrup."
@alexsteed hahaha
@whatsjo So happy to see you here! (Another Twitter fugitive). Nice to see a familiar human. Happy Thanksgiving!
@tondalao ditto to you!!
@whatsjo ah, the inverted soggy whole wheat,
@whatsjo Sounds like he needs to get comfy with crithomancy.
@whatsjo I can’t even!