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spaf

It's not the eclipse I'm worried about.

It's if I get the incantation wrong and this happens in the backyard again.

@spaf I hate that. It's from too much hot sauce.

@spaf @lisamelton I think that happens when you move your arms incorrectly. Aren't the movements detailed in the instructions, or did you get a copy without the arm movements illustrated?

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Just do the incantation in front of Trump Tower in NYC.

Make sure you have the reverse incantation ready, but, honestly, I call that killing two birds with one stone.

@spaf @Skepticat No tentacles dropping out of the clouds, so you’re good.

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No pressure or anything.

Just in case though, I'll bring marshmallows and a really long stick next time.

@spaf That also happens when you turn the Marshall up to 11 and hit the Jimi Hendrix chord.

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Don’t stress too much, most of us have special little paperboard glasses to protect us from any incantation incidents. It happens, incant away, we’re good.

@spaf Dammit man! You had *one* job…

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Couldn't you just blow some nice, mellow smoke rings?

"Mount Etna blows rare volcanic vortex smoke rings Into Sicilian sky"

youtu.be/Q2cUGICVEhI

@machenni I try to avoid talking about the ooopsies.

@jigmedatse It's name can't be rendered in English, but he's supposed to answer to "Stevie."

@spaf Well, yes names do have power... What a fine looking beast.