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*checks weather*

I'm going to the pub. I may be some time.

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*checks weather*

I'm going to the pub. I may be some time.

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@anarchic_teapot @anon_opin True, but it did feel like the rather combative tone of the original post needed a corrective.

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@anarchic_teapot @anon_opin True, but it did feel like the rather combative tone of the original post needed a corrective.

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@keefeglise 🤞

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@keefeglise 🤞

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@twoowls73 I'll leave that to French speakers to do more authentically.

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@twoowls73 I'll leave that to French speakers to do more authentically.

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I've decided I'm going to pronounce #Stormbert like it's all one name, like Herbert, Albert etc

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I've decided I'm going to pronounce #Stormbert like it's all one name, like Herbert, Albert etc

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@Roofhare Naturally.

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@Roofhare Naturally.

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@anon_opin Aw bless, someone who doesn’t realise they’re incapable of writing clear and understandable instructions in an email.

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@anon_opin Aw bless, someone who doesn’t realise they’re incapable of writing clear and understandable instructions in an email.

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News that my band, Thanks For All The Fish, are actively seeking to collaborate with Solange, has been entirely fabricated by me, just now.

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News that my band, Thanks For All The Fish, are actively seeking to collaborate with Solange, has been entirely fabricated by me, just now.

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Might put an extra letterbox in my door marked 'recycling' for all the leaflets and other useless crap that goes straight from the door into the recycling bin.

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Might put an extra letterbox in my door marked 'recycling' for all the leaflets and other useless crap that goes straight from the door into the recycling bin.

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@missingbrighton 😬

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@missingbrighton 😬

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10℃ warmer than yesterday somehow feels colder.

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10℃ warmer than yesterday somehow feels colder.

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@kolya @anon_opin (which actually disproves my own point...)

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@kolya @anon_opin (which actually disproves my own point...)

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@kolya @anon_opin They didn't *have* to, no.

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@kolya @anon_opin They didn't *have* to, no.

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@anon_opin Except for in the sentence you've just written. You've 100% disproved your point.

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@anon_opin Except for in the sentence you've just written. You've 100% disproved your point.

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Toddling out to the pub later might be the only time it's worth venturing outside today.

Aiming to avoid the temptation, when asked what I'll have to drink, to say 'oh, any porter in a storm'.

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Toddling out to the pub later might be the only time it's worth venturing outside today.

Aiming to avoid the temptation, when asked what I'll have to drink, to say 'oh, any porter in a storm'.

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#NowPlaying 'Traditional Synthesiser Music' - Venetian Snares

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#NowPlaying 'Traditional Synthesiser Music' - Venetian Snares

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@Roofhare Ha! No biking this weekend.

I know 50+mph is not much at all compared to what you've often had to deal with, but some of these old buildings weren't built to cope with it (or if they were, haven't been maintained to cope with it).

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@Roofhare Ha! No biking this weekend.

I know 50+mph is not much at all compared to what you've often had to deal with, but some of these old buildings weren't built to cope with it (or if they were, haven't been maintained to cope with it).

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Ah, lovely it's getting milder over the weekend, oh and at times there'll be wind gusts of over 50mph

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Ah, lovely it's getting milder over the weekend, oh and at times there'll be wind gusts of over 50mph

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#NowPlaying 'A 2nd Shape' - The Wolfgang Press

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#NowPlaying 'A 2nd Shape' - The Wolfgang Press

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@anon_opin So: what are YOU doing about it, and where can I avoid buying tickets?

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@anon_opin So: what are YOU doing about it, and where can I avoid buying tickets?