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@lowqualityfacts
This is why I always wink and tip my hat.

@MostlyTato @lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye'm going to buy a hat so Eye can be more believable. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts

For even better persuasive power, cancel "their hat". 😉

@lowqualityfacts This is clearly true, wink wink, nod, nod.

@glennsills @lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye know what you mean, Eye know what you mean, Glenn. Say no more. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye also have it on good authority, Mr Facts, that people are 4 times as likely to believe a lie if the person wearing the hat, winking, and telling it is the size of a Leprechaun and speaks with a heavy Irish accent. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts I’d be wary of anyone telling me anything from a prostrate position, hat or no hat.

@lowqualityfacts I'm gonna be doing a production of Tartuffe by Molière in a couple months and this will wholeheartedly be the direction I'm giving the person playing Tartuffe. Bonus points if it's to the audience to bring them on board with what is obviously the truth

@lowqualityfacts

...or if the person looks like Cary Grant...just sayin'...