Feeling inadequate because everyone on Mastodon appears to be an author or a lawyer or a scientist?
Follow me and feel better about yourself, for I have the intellect of a clever potato.
@lowqualityfacts how clever of a potato are we talking here? because there's definitely some really smart ones out there, im told.
Let's not forget that some potatoes are Duchess potatoes, and get paid £350 a day to sit and drink tax-payer subsidised booze in the House of Frauds...
"To you, Baldrick, the Rennaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it?"
@bytebro @lowqualityfacts I've got a cunning plant...
@lowqualityfacts Clever potato is still plenty of power for a Linux distro.
@lowqualityfacts reminds me of this #comedy bit
@lowqualityfacts potato anti defamation league on line 3
@lowqualityfacts That's one hell of a pickupline.
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Feeling better already, thanks @lowqualityfacts.
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Thank you for your post. Don't worry that you are inadequate (we all are). We all have a right to be heard and respected.
I appreciate that on Mastodon, being a liar is not a prerequisite.
Peace
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Because of my German ancestors I cannot help loving potatoes.
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I don't mean to make you feel stoopuda than you, clearly are, already but.. it's spelt
P A T A D O
@lowqualityfacts I'm a criminally convicted failed actor with no college education who digs holes and fixes houses at 42 years old.
Follow me also cuz I'm woke AF and sometimes post thirst
@lowqualityfacts "appears to be" doing all the heavy lifting here.
@lowqualityfacts wow. More unrealistic expectations to try and live up to. We can’t all be potato’s.
YOU JUST MADE MY DAY
@lowqualityfacts clever potato. Sounds like my kind of person...
@lowqualityfacts or me, I am a Dragon of very little brain.
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Braggart.
Arrogant potato, more like.
@lowqualityfacts as a bottom of the barrel spud, I can only follow in awe
@lowqualityfacts That's potatoe.
@lowqualityfacts I never thought I would feel that outdone by a potato.
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GLaDOS type intelligence
@lowqualityfacts I follow just to reply to your rambles while not being an intellectual vegetable myself.
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Well, es a German proverb says „the cleverest potatoes have got the largest tractors“
@lowqualityfacts joke's on you, potatoes are my favourite
Listen, Mr. Potato Head, you should know that the Tomatoes have your base covered.
You clearly do not understand the difference between a fruit and a vegatable.
@SpaceLifeForm @lowqualityfacts They're both nightshades, so you don't have to throw shade at each other. Unless they're rotten, then tomatoes are the best shade to throw.
@lowqualityfacts Hey, some of us felt inadequate even before we started on Mastodon!
@lowqualityfacts I just thought of a low quality fact!: petaflops, yottaflops, lottaflops, tonneflops, oodlaflops
@lowqualityfacts You're not just any potato...you're a PROTATO!
@lowqualityfacts A clever potato !?
Aw maaaaaaaaan
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We are all just clever potatoes really
@MostlyTato @lowqualityfacts Some of us are not that clever.
@lowqualityfacts Hey, I'm the head polar bear potato head around here!
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I, too, have the intellect of a potato, and I keep it in a jar by the door.
@lowqualityfacts whenever I feel inadequate I just remember Gladriel had a husband.
@lowqualityfacts ça, c'est pas faux !