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Low Quality Facts

Feeling inadequate because everyone on Mastodon appears to be an author or a lawyer or a scientist?

Follow me and feel better about yourself, for I have the intellect of a clever potato.

@lowqualityfacts how clever of a potato are we talking here? because there's definitely some really smart ones out there, im told.

@necrophcodr @lowqualityfacts

Let's not forget that some potatoes are Duchess potatoes, and get paid £350 a day to sit and drink tax-payer subsidised booze in the House of Frauds...

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"To you, Baldrick, the Rennaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it?"

@lowqualityfacts Clever potato is still plenty of power for a Linux distro.

@lowqualityfacts
Thank you for your post. Don't worry that you are inadequate (we all are). We all have a right to be heard and respected.

I appreciate that on Mastodon, being a liar is not a prerequisite.

Peace

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Because of my German ancestors I cannot help loving potatoes. 💜

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I don't mean to make you feel stoopuda than you, clearly are, already but.. it's spelt
P A T A D O

@lowqualityfacts I'm a criminally convicted failed actor with no college education who digs holes and fixes houses at 42 years old.

Follow me also cuz I'm woke AF and sometimes post thirst

@lowqualityfacts wow. More unrealistic expectations to try and live up to. We can’t all be potato’s.

@lowqualityfacts clever potato. Sounds like my kind of person...

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Braggart.
Arrogant potato, more like.

@lowqualityfacts as a bottom of the barrel spud, I can only follow in awe

@lowqualityfacts I never thought I would feel that outdone by a potato.

@lowqualityfacts I follow just to reply to your rambles while not being an intellectual vegetable myself.

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Well, es a German proverb says „the cleverest potatoes have got the largest tractors“

@lowqualityfacts joke's on you, potatoes are my favourite

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Listen, Mr. Potato Head, you should know that the Tomatoes have your base covered.

You clearly do not understand the difference between a fruit and a vegatable.

@SpaceLifeForm @lowqualityfacts They're both nightshades, so you don't have to throw shade at each other. Unless they're rotten, then tomatoes are the best shade to throw.

@lowqualityfacts Hey, some of us felt inadequate even before we started on Mastodon! 🤨

@lowqualityfacts I just thought of a low quality fact!: petaflops, yottaflops, lottaflops, tonneflops, oodlaflops

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We are all just clever potatoes really 😏

@lowqualityfacts Hey, I'm the head polar bear potato head around here! 🤣

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I, too, have the intellect of a potato, and I keep it in a jar by the door.

@lowqualityfacts whenever I feel inadequate I just remember Gladriel had a husband.