The previously undiscovered species of rat gives it that trademark Whopper flavor.
@lowqualityfacts nothing tastes like a good ol' flame grilled rat burger
@lowqualityfacts I hope it is a rat of unusual size.
@lowqualityfacts The food scientist was surprised to discover meat.
@david_chisnall @lowqualityfacts
I only get the veggie burgers
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@lowqualityfacts Not in the Whopper. He just went looking for healthier alternatives.
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The kebab van outside my University main entrance was found b y the food science department to have meat with 'a significant proportion of seagull' in it. At least that's the story. Got to admit, it was very tasty.
@MostlyTato @lowqualityfacts
I used go get "curry" and flat bread from a takeaway that had 3 heated dishes from which they ladled the lovely, spicy, curry
Labeled "chicken", " lamb". and "meat" . It was delicious whatever it was
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Haha meat. Yeah, at the van you could ask for a large seagull and not an eyelid was batted.
@lowqualityfacts I suppose the surprise there is the "cows".
Once Upon A Time at some sort of party in #Cambridge someone asked:
"What's the worst restaurant in the world?"
I was about to say "the Burger King at Seattle bus station" when someone else started speaking before me and said "the Burger King at Seattle bus station".
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Thank fuck for that!
Was wondering if there was still meat in meat.
Such a relief!
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That's a whopper of a revelation!
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