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Low Quality Facts

The previously undiscovered species of rat gives it that trademark Whopper flavor.

@lowqualityfacts nothing tastes like a good ol' flame grilled rat burger

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🥥 Eye, for one, Mr Facts, hope scientists choose to name that previously undiscovered rat species, "Burger Rat," to distinguish it from Pizza Rat and Cigarette Rat. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts Not in the Whopper. He just went looking for healthier alternatives.

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The kebab van outside my University main entrance was found b y the food science department to have meat with 'a significant proportion of seagull' in it. At least that's the story. Got to admit, it was very tasty.

@MostlyTato @lowqualityfacts
I used go get "curry" and flat bread from a takeaway that had 3 heated dishes from which they ladled the lovely, spicy, curry

Labeled "chicken", " lamb". and "meat" . It was delicious whatever it was

@OliverNoble @lowqualityfacts
Haha meat. Yeah, at the van you could ask for a large seagull and not an eyelid was batted.

@lowqualityfacts I suppose the surprise there is the "cows".

Once Upon A Time at some sort of party in #Cambridge someone asked:

"What's the worst restaurant in the world?"

I was about to say "the Burger King at Seattle bus station" when someone else started speaking before me and said "the Burger King at Seattle bus station".

@lowqualityfacts
Thank fuck for that!
Was wondering if there was still meat in meat.
Such a relief!