Tony Hawk: I'd like to turn myself in for murder.
Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?
Tony Hawk: Yes.
Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?
Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster
Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk
@lowqualityfacts of all your low-quality facts, this is the low-qualityest.
@lowqualityfacts That’s a very Tony Hawk post.
@jonathankoren @lowqualityfacts hey dude, they're just trying to keep the ground on their feet. I myself sometimes feel like the world's falling down around me. And I'm so confused about what to do.
@lowqualityfacts Okay, fine, I'm the ghost of John McAfee.
@lowqualityfacts hey Tony hawk, watch me do a kickflip https://youtu.be/ob0dI05Xz8s?si=AC5-5qy3FjzNfmdr
@lowqualityfacts You can tell this is low quality because Tony Hawk was recognized and didn’t have to tell the cop who he was.
@lowqualityfacts
Tony Hawk is definitely too old to be Tony Hawk.