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Low Quality Facts

Tony Hawk: I'd like to turn myself in for murder.

Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?

Tony Hawk: Yes.

Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?

Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster

Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk

@lowqualityfacts of all your low-quality facts, this is the low-qualityest.

@jonathankoren @lowqualityfacts hey dude, they're just trying to keep the ground on their feet. I myself sometimes feel like the world's falling down around me. And I'm so confused about what to do.

@lowqualityfacts You can tell this is low quality because Tony Hawk was recognized and didn’t have to tell the cop who he was.