I wouldn't have been able to resist that temptation either.
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@lowqualityfacts I hope you know that the original text of Genesis is actually pretty vague on what the fruit is and so this is entirely possible
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"put some lime in the coconut,
then you'll feel better"
#Nilsson #Schmilsson
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@lowqualityfacts True!
We Indians, call it Kalpavriksha, the tree that grants / gives you everything!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalpavriksha
@lowqualityfacts if you add Bacardi and ice you can see why it was hard to resist.
@lowqualityfacts “We know the forbidden fruit was not a watermelon because Eve repented.” -Mark Twain
@lowqualityfacts Only if there was also a lime.
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Have you tried opening a coconut? They're still forbidden!
@hugooo @lowqualityfacts particularly with the lack of tools in the Garden of Eden.
@lowqualityfacts The fruit being an apple is actually a latin pun.
"malum" can mean "apple" or "a bad thing".
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Part of what humanity lost when Adam and Eve were evicted from The Garden was the ability to bite through coconut husks.
@lowqualityfacts Are you sure it wasn't cucumbers?
@lowqualityfacts A pair of coconuts if you know what I mean.
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I don't get why the imaginary friend should be interested in forbidding a fruit. Fruits are healthy and scurvy is pretty shitty. No matter what fruit the imaginary friend wants to forbid, I'd definitely eat it. Probably while showing my middle finger to the imaginary friend.
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