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@lowqualityfacts I hope you know that the original text of Genesis is actually pretty vague on what the fruit is and so this is entirely possible

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"put some lime in the coconut,
then you'll feel better"
#Nilsson #Schmilsson

@lowqualityfacts if you add Bacardi and ice you can see why it was hard to resist.

@lowqualityfacts “We know the forbidden fruit was not a watermelon because Eve repented.” -Mark Twain

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Have you tried opening a coconut? They're still forbidden!

@lowqualityfacts The fruit being an apple is actually a latin pun.

"malum" can mean "apple" or "a bad thing".

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Part of what humanity lost when Adam and Eve were evicted from The Garden was the ability to bite through coconut husks.

@lowqualityfacts A pair of coconuts if you know what I mean.

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I don't get why the imaginary friend should be interested in forbidding a fruit. Fruits are healthy and scurvy is pretty shitty. No matter what fruit the imaginary friend wants to forbid, I'd definitely eat it. Probably while showing my middle finger to the imaginary friend.
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