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Maybe it is finally hitting home (my brain absorbs slowly). The honeymoon is over - batten down the hatches - fight them on the beaches 'n all that.

But I don't think that's just it. I like hard work. I enjoy running engineering teams and software products as lean as possible. We benefit greatly from generating shared stakeholder accountability with the hugely talented cross-functional teams we have at Google.

Yeah. It's not just that. Read what the bravest lawyer I ever saw wrote...

Now imagine, half the company got fired.

Then almost immediately the bossy top boss-people responsible for:

1. Information security
2. Privacy
3. Compliance

just walked out of the company.

Aside: I had to read this like 4 times in the article because there are no amount of what-the-actual-fuck GIFs able to describe this.

Now this lion-hearted lawyer begins by saying: You probably don't have to go back to the office, oh and I AM a lawyer

and continues...

"I also remind all Tweeps (at least in the US) that we have an unlimited PTO policy. All Tweeps are able to take PTO. Perhaps today is a good day to take some rest and recharge."

THAT'S GONNA MAKE THE NEW BOSS HAPPY HE REALLY SEEMS LIKE AN UNLIMITED TIME OFF KINDA GUY SURE THING TAKE A MONTH WHY NOT

And continues with a takedown of the new boss' motives and personal priorities, which didn't disturb me but yeah, you are either in the ZOMG-TESLA-UBER-GENIUS-ROCKETS camp or you aren't, and frankly I was never close.

Real genius is a rare breed and I've met few. Perhaps a recurring theme of my personal brand of what it takes to be a genius is humility and humility this ain't.

So I'm kinda amused that the boss is getting taken down on company slack and then shit gets dark...

"I have heard ... that Elon is willing to take on a huge amount of risk in relation to this company and its users, because 'Elon puts rockets into space, he’s not afraid of the FTC.'"

<BLINK BLINK RE-READ SWEAT>

wuuuuddzeeefaaaark!?

THERE'S MORE

"because of the tight SLA’s (of two weeks?!) between product inception > launch, Legal will “have to shift the burden to engineers” to self-certify compliance with FTC requirements and other laws."

Engineers?? That's me! No wait omg that's me...

Telling an engineer they have to be personally responsible, -PERSONALLY LIABLE - actually made me tremble.

I've done a bunch of terrifying jobs, seriously terrifying-kids-lives-in-your-hands and this is equivalent to saying:

Yo, Mr Cardiac Surgeon - today, and forever, you are also the anesthesiologist, oh and the chief of anesthesiology, pharmacology, and medical equipment all quit.

Good luck motherfucker.

"The Verge reached out to Musk for comment. Twitter no longer has a communications department."

Thank you, The Verge. My deepest, heart-felt gratitude.

Because remember peeps, and especially tweeps - whatever happens, we still have (legal) comedy...

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@aliafshar
Do you think Twitter will become another infamous byword for collapse like Tacoma Narrows or Enron?

Its legacy is the story of organisational implosion caused by the perfect storm of unforeseen events colliding with naïve-in-hindsight assumptions.

@jbwebb I have no idea. What do you think?

@aliafshar I have a feeling it will because so many people are affected and the news coverage is unremitting with the "Celebrity Genius" being involved.

I do think it's an ideal opportunity for engineers to ask some big what-if questions and really check their base assumptions.

Some good has to come out of this right?

@jbwebb yeah, you'd think. Kudos to the remaining Tweeps who can put that positive spin on it in the current environment.

@mitsuhiko strongly agree. I am feeling sad and nostalgic and I won't be "leaving" Twitter until they turn the servers off.

<edit> but hey look we can edit posts ;)