I, a man of wisdom, propose that the US and China should split TikTok in half. We keep Tik, they keep Tok.
But, a twist! The country that truly loves TikTok will give up the app entirely, unable to bear the sight of TikTok getting torn apart. And that country is the one that deserves to own TikTok.
@lowqualityfacts I can't figure out if this joke is more or less funny because TikTok is banned in china