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Remember back when we drank because it was fun…

Instead of being necessary?

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Remember back when we drank because it was fun…

Instead of being necessary?

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I could never figure out why trust is based on how far you can throw someone.

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I could never figure out why trust is based on how far you can throw someone.

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@MiseryTrickery@mstdn.party I heard they’re working on a vaccine for that.

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@MiseryTrickery@mstdn.party I heard they’re working on a vaccine for that.

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BREAKING: Snowflakes in Florida melting over Black History!

Florida Is Celebrating Black History Month In The Worst Way Possible - HuffPost https://apple.news/ABdzf_tYUQDyfJD4JH0 Z0hg

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BREAKING: Snowflakes in Florida melting over Black History!

Florida Is Celebrating Black History Month In The Worst Way Possible - HuffPost https://apple.news/ABdzf_tYUQDyfJD4JH0 Z0hg

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Ironically, it’s my stunning humility that makes me so much better than everyone else.

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Ironically, it’s my stunning humility that makes me so much better than everyone else.

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@Tierno158 Thought perhaps you’d stumbled into a windfall.

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@Tierno158 Thought perhaps you’d stumbled into a windfall.

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@SameGirlie

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@SameGirlie

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Chick-fil-A…

Come for the sandwiches…

Stay for the homophobia and bigotry.

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Chick-fil-A…

Come for the sandwiches…

Stay for the homophobia and bigotry.

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@princesaballena @BlockMeAmadeus There’s something special about getting silly with a spouse.

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@princesaballena @BlockMeAmadeus There’s something special about getting silly with a spouse.

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My wife is having a hard time coping with stress at work…

I’m trying to teach her how to drink more.

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My wife is having a hard time coping with stress at work…

I’m trying to teach her how to drink more.

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@Wilbur72@mastodon.social I’m looking for a second opinion now.

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@Wilbur72@mastodon.social I’m looking for a second opinion now.