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Hugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷<a href="https://mstdn.social/@kevinrns" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@kevinrns</a> He's a <a href="https://aus.social/tags/WankPanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WankPanzer</a> Dangerous, and unfit for purpose.

Pat Steadmanthat’s a real nice TESLA you got there - be a real shame if anything were to happen to it…(btw - do those things come with turn signals? I’ve never seen one with the turn signals engaged…)<a href="https://mindly.social/tags/swasticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#swasticar</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wankpanzer</a>

Frank Heijkamp<a href="https://toot.cat/@devopscats" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@devopscats</a> Better known as the <a href="https://mastodontech.de/tags/swasticars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#swasticars</a> <a href="https://mastodontech.de/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wankpanzer</a>

Yours Truly! Unruly 🇨🇦 ❤️🇺🇦 ❤️🇪🇺<a href="https://mastodon.social/@jef" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@jef</a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Wankpanzer</a> trash bin. Junk for junk.:mastodon:

Bob LeFridge :tinoflag:They aren't legal on NZ roads for many reasons, the same as Australia and the UK. They're oversized with too many sharp edges and weigh 3 tonnes.Besides, if owning a Tesla continues to be a liability the Cybertruck is an obvious target for anyone opposed to Nazis.<a href="https://mastodon.nz/@nonlinear" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@nonlinear</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wankpanzer</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/swasticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#swasticar</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/TeslaTakedown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TeslaTakedown</a>

FaraiweA fucking moron I know suggested, strongly, and with fervent belief, that the US military ought to buy Swastitrucks as rides for specops, because, and I quote non-verb, but verbiage not very far off, the angles on the car make it stealthy and not detectable by radar.He was serious, really.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Swastitruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Swastitruck</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/IncelCamino" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#IncelCamino</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/WankPanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#WankPanzer</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TurdReich" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#TurdReich</a>

Pat SteadmanTESLA is Toxic <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/swasticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#swasticar</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wankpanzer</a>

A. Lee Bennett Jr.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WankPanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WankPanzer</a>

ꓤ uɐᗡ :verified_hellion:DC area observation, YMMV:the cybertrucks vanished for 3 weeks. then I saw one, parked in handicap spot of course then I saw another one, also parked in a handicap spot. over the next week they gradually started showing up again to where I saw two in one day again. the owners were feeling emboldened I guess.but since this 46,000 vehicle recall... I haven't seen one all week 🤣🤣🤣💀trash ppl with their trash cars. <a href="https://hellions.cloud/tags/TeslaTakedown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TeslaTakedown</a> <a href="https://hellions.cloud/tags/cybertrash" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cybertrash</a> <a href="https://hellions.cloud/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wankpanzer</a>

CheapPontoon<a href="https://igorinternational.com/blog/2024/04/11/leaked-photo-of-cybertruck-ii/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://igorinternational.com/blog/2024/04/11/leaked-photo-of-cybertruck-ii/</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wankpanzer</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/tsla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tsla</a>

CheapPontoon<a href="https://beige.party/tags/WankPanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WankPanzer</a><a href="https://fritinancy.substack.com?utm_source=navbar&utm_medium=web" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://fritinancy.substack.com?utm_source=navbar&utm_medium=web</a>

This Account Kills Fascists<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cybertruck</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wankpanzer</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/deplorean" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#deplorean</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#uspol</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/elonmusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#elonmusk</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fuckelon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fuckelon</a>

robcorneliusLook if you are going to go around vanalising Teslas do it right.Pick a dark night, wear gloves, cover your face, all the obvious stuff.Find a discarded soda can in a litter bin. Stomp on it so you get a nice sharp bit.Pick a street with some Teslas. For each one make sure you scratch at least three panels one of which ideally is the roof right down to the bare metal. 3 bare metal scratches can make insurers write off a car as scrap.Throw that can in a litter bin on a different street.Rinse and repeat. Always repeat.Just not in the same street. Move around a lot and do it randomly. Tell your friends too.When you do this often enough in your area insurance algorithims notice and bump up the cost of insurance for Teslas.It works for wankpanzers too<a href="https://climatejustice.social/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Tesla</a> <a href="https://climatejustice.social/tags/Vandal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Vandal</a> <a href="https://climatejustice.social/tags/swasticar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#swasticar</a> <a href="https://climatejustice.social/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wankpanzer</a>

Yours Truly! Unruly 🇨🇦 ❤️🇺🇦 ❤️🇪🇺<a href="https://mastodon.social/@randahl" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@randahl</a> Loose screws. Just like their maker.<a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Wankpanzer</a> trash bin.:mastodon:

AdamTesla recalls every cybertruck ever sold, over a month after becoming aware of it's latest problem."Cybertruck drivers unsure if their vehicle needs the fix can look out for warning signs, like "a detectable noise inside the cabin" or visible signs the panel is detaching, Tesla said"<a href="https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/03/46000-cybertrucks-recalled-to-stop-trim-from-flying-off-causing-crashes" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/03/46000-cybertrucks-recalled-to-stop-trim-from-flying-off-causing-crashes</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wankpanzer</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cybertruck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cybertruck</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a>

Yours Truly! Unruly 🇨🇦 ❤️🇺🇦 ❤️🇪🇺<a href="https://indieweb.social/@fgbjr" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@fgbjr</a> The Cyber not a real truck is totally screwed, except where the panels fall off. No hope for <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Wankpanzer</a> trash bin.:mastodon:

Yours Truly! Unruly 🇨🇦 ❤️🇺🇦 ❤️🇪🇺<a href="https://expressional.social/@wannabemystiker" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@wannabemystiker</a> More hideous than a <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Swastikar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Swastikar</a>, look it's a <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Wankpanzer</a> trashcan.:mastodon:

Jon 🇳🇿Waiting while my love runs an errands and I'm puzzled by the level of interest this thing is generating in an Auckland shopping mall. <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wankpanzer</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/AoNZ" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AoNZ</a>

Dr. Seltsam 🌎🎶🌳The <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wankpanzer</a> or the <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/jerkoffcontainer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jerkoffcontainer</a> <a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/outofcontext" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#outofcontext</a>

nullagentThe panel thats giving the most trouble is a 8ft long piece of trim that runs along the top edge of the vehicle. Its ONLY attached with glue.Viral videos for the past yr have been coming out with a massive rash of them throughout the winter months.Multiple reports indicate this has happened to folks during rush hour, launching a heavy metal plate into traffic.<a href="https://partyon.xyz/tags/nazicar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nazicar</a> <a href="https://partyon.xyz/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a> <a href="https://partyon.xyz/tags/elonmusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#elonmusk</a> <a href="https://partyon.xyz/tags/wankpanzer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wankpanzer</a>

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