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Don RayHere’s the reason for all the silly “p’s” in the posts. (An explanation for all the great Mastodon folks who didn’t grow up speaking English.) This <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/TongueTwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TongueTwister</a> is very famous in English-speaking areas:Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?The Wikipedia entry says it first showed up in print in 1813. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Piper" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Piper</a>

~meoralis~<a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/FotoVorschlag?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FotoVorschlag</a>: <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Schnecken?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Schnecken</a> // <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Snails?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Snails</a> Jetzt muss ich doch noch ein Foto nachreichen, weil ich bei den vielen Bildern hier an meinen Lieblingszungenbrecher denken muss: // I have to post another one because all the <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/snail?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#snail</a> photos remind me of my favourite German tongue twister: 👅 𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯, 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯, 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘭 𝘻𝘶𝘮 𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘮𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯. 👅 (A literal translation would be "Snails are shocked when they lick snails because to the dismay of many snails, snails don’t taste good." 🐌 😋) <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Schnecke?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Schnecke</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Nacktschnecke?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Nacktschnecke</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/HainBänderschnecke?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HainBänderschnecke</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/slug?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#slug</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/landSnail?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#landSnail</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/landSnails?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#landSnails</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/mollusk?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mollusk</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Moos?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Moos</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/moss?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#moss</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/mosstodon?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mosstodon</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Trendelburg?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Trendelburg</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Wülmersen?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Wülmersen</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Weserbergland?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Weserbergland</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/nature?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nature</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Natur?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Natur</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/animal?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#animal</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Tier?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Tier</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/animalPhotography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#animalPhotography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/tongueTwister?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tongueTwister</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Zungenbrecher?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Zungenbrecher</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/snailsOfMastodon?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#snailsOfMastodon</a>

Mark Whybird<a href="https://infosec.space/@CppGuy" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@CppGuy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/@anon_opin" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@anon_opin</a> Time for my favourite <a href="https://aus.social/tags/tongueTwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tongueTwister</a> again:I’m not a pheasant plucker, I’m a pheasant pluckers’s son — But I’ll still be plucking pheasants ‘till the pheasant plucking’s done.

Players' Patchwork Theatre CoSaDOS, the {contractually-obligated-to-say} human-friendly A.I. from our Patchwork Multiverse of Space & Time parodies, has calculated she is superior at telling tongue twisters, likely as she is not burdened with having a meat tongue.What tongue twister, limerick, or fable should SaDOS dominate next?(Based on the German tongue twister, Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier.)<a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Portal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Portal</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/GlaDOS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GlaDOS</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Parody" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Parody</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/VideoGame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#VideoGame</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/TongueTwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TongueTwister</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Rhubarb" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Rhubarb</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/RhubarbBarbara" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RhubarbBarbara</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/BarbarasRhubarb" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BarbarasRhubarb</a>

David August ❌👑I finally figured out a tongue twister that needs to exist: The Balkan baklava wears a balaclava. <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/acting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#acting</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/TongueTwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TongueTwister</a>

David August ❌👑I finally figured out a tongue twister that needs to exist: The Balkan baklava wears a balaclava. <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23acting" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#acting</a> <a class="hashtag" href="https://bsky.app/search?q=%23TongueTwister" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TongueTwister</a>

Dabi and Jas.“Maraschino Tongue Twister”Tied years ago. No hands. <a href="https://pnw.zone/tags/TongueTwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TongueTwister</a> <a href="https://pnw.zone/tags/Maraschino" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Maraschino</a> <a href="https://pnw.zone/tags/mywork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mywork</a>

EdibleFuchsiaNew <a href="https://social.coop/tags/TongueTwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TongueTwister</a> Practical people are popular because people always need practical people<a href="https://social.coop/tags/solarpunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#solarpunk</a>

mfuhrmann<a href="https://mastodon.social/@CTD" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@CTD</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tonguetwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tonguetwister</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/zungenbrecher" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#zungenbrecher</a>

Mark Whybird<a href="https://howse.social/@tj" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@tj</a> Time for my favourite <a href="https://aus.social/tags/Tonguetwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Tonguetwister</a>:I’m not a pheasant plucker, I’m a pheasant plucker’s son - But I’ll still be plucking pheasants ‘Till the pheasant plucking’s done.

Crìstean MacMhìcheilAmalaidhean-cainnte GàidhligAn urrainn dhuibh an ràdh trì tursan gu luath? Chan urrainn dhomhsa. Suidhidh Seumas sìos, is seasaidh Seòras suas.Lìon làn rionnach, ‘s ròn làn leanna.(Chaidh am bhideo a thogail o chunntas Speak Gaelic air Instagram).<a href="https://abairthusa.scot/tags/Belladrum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Belladrum</a> <a href="https://abairthusa.scot/tags/AmaladhCainnte" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AmaladhCainnte</a> <a href="https://abairthusa.scot/tags/TongueTwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TongueTwister</a> <a href="https://abairthusa.scot/tags/G%C3%A0idhlig" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Gàidhlig</a> <a href="https://abairthusa.scot/tags/Gaelic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Gaelic</a> <a href="https://abairthusa.scot/tags/CleachdI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CleachdI</a> <a href="https://abairthusa.scot/tags/MastoDaoine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MastoDaoine</a> <a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/gaidhlig" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@gaidhlig</a>

Elizabeth Tai | 戴秀铃 🇲🇾<a href="https://aus.social/@perkinsy" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@perkinsy</a> <a href="https://pkm.social/@ellane" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@ellane</a> what puzzles me is why people are upset that we are upset. I mean if you are upset that we are upset, surely you shouldn't be surprised we are upset 🤣Like I explained to another poster. I wasn't as upset with the blasphemy because it's just expected. I was upset by the anger at us being upset, like we don't have a right to be angry. If you can be angry when your values were mocked, surely you can give space to others to express their dismay?<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/tonguetwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tonguetwister</a>

Kevin Karhan :verified:Es ist nicht so wie du denkst, wenn du denkst was ich denke was du denkst, denn das denken der Gedanken ist ein denkenloses denken, darum denke nicht gedacht zu haben.Wenn du versuchst daran zu denken, nicht daran zu denken dass du dumm bist, obwohl du nicht dumm bist, was hast du dann gedacht?Hä? Heh!<a href="https://infosec.space/@kkarhan/112863582703195219" translate="no" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://infosec.space/@kkarhan/112863582703195219</a><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/TongueTwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TongueTwister</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Zungenbrecher" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Zungenbrecher</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/deutsch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#deutsch</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/DeutscheMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeutscheMemes</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/MillenialHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MillenialHumor</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/coldmirror" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coldmirror</a>

Mark Whybird<a href="https://masto.ai/@ariaflame" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@ariaflame</a> <a href="https://recurse.social/@mattg" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@mattg</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon</a> <a href="https://cooltrans.men/users/fluffypaws" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@fluffypaws</a> Speaking of <a href="https://aus.social/tags/Australian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Australian</a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/Placenames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Placenames</a>, I made up this reply years ago to the old “Have you ever seen a Sasquatch in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan” <a href="https://aus.social/tags/tongueTwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tongueTwister</a>, but I have never had any chance to use it: “No, but have you ever wrestled with a wild wallaby at Wallumbilla billabong?”

quite adeptWendy Wynn is our second best long jumper. However, she is very tall and thin, with broad shoulders. Therefore, her jumps benefit more from a strong tailwind than our other, better long jumper. Therefore...Wendy Wynn wins when windy winds wend Wendy Wynn.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/WordPlay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WordPlay</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Alliteration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Alliteration</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/CreativeWriting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CreativeWriting</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TongueTwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TongueTwister</a>

Hunter PerrinI wrote a <a href="https://port87.social/tags/TongueTwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TongueTwister</a> <a href="https://port87.social/tags/Poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Poem</a>.Ten pence in ten tents by a pen and a fence intensely penned to make no sense and so hence it just makes cents. But the hens in the pen can’t make cents, just make scents, so ten pence tents’ hen pen fence both makes cents and makes scents.<a href="https://port87.social/tags/poetry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#poetry</a> <a href="https://port87.social/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#writing</a>

Steve James<a href="https://mastodon.social/@donni" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@donni</a> If the floor store stored hoards more floors in-store, how many more floors could it store in-store?If she sells shiny sea shells by the floor store how many more floors are in store for in-store shiny shell shelves?She sells shells, she sells shelves, she sells shelves of shells. More stores hoard floors. More floors in-store for shiny shell shelves...<a href="https://noc.social/tags/Carpentry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Carpentry</a> <a href="https://noc.social/tags/TongueTwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TongueTwister</a>

Valannō LyoreQuothr'ō therdreseixan[ 'kwo.θɾ.'o:.θɛɾ.'dɾe.seɪ̯.ksan ]Impossible(ADJ).is(ind 3rd sing animate). to discern, to tell apart(inf/ with infix: -xa-: you two (ACC))"It is impossible to tell you two apart"<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/tonguetwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tonguetwister</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/conlang" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#conlang</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/conlangs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#conlangs</a> <a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/conlang" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@conlang</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/language" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#language</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/languages" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#languages</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/linguistics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#linguistics</a>

:mima_rule: Mima-samawhy is this too fucking funny lmao :kyou: <a href="https://yt.chaotic.ninja/watch?v=o42UfBES00w" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://yt.chaotic.ninja/watch?v=o42UfBES00w</a> <a href="https://makai.chaotic.ninja/tags/kazakh" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#kazakh</a> <a href="https://makai.chaotic.ninja/tags/tonguetwister" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tonguetwister</a>

BogusMeatFactoryPaper Towel Tower <a href="https://dosgame.club/tags/TongueTwister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TongueTwister</a>

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