Der Gang zum stillen Örtchen hat viele Namen. Die deutsche Sprache bietet eine erstaunliche Vielfalt, wenn es um lustige und kreative Synonyme für die Toilette geht. Eine Sammlung der charmantesten und kuriosesten Begriffe mit ihren teils überraschenden Ursprüngen. #toilethumor #lustig #comedy #witzig #toilette #klo #donnerbalken
As if it's peanut butter and jelly, of course Monsturd seems to be a movie made to go along with B-Movie Enema. Check out the new review and read what I thought of this 2000s indie horror-comedy.
Read the new review at https://wp.me/p9XNnZ-6pc
Morning Movement
On today's Star Trek
episode: Klingons circle
Uranus again.
Arcade Fail
I once killed a frog.
It made a big splatting sound.
I thought it was cool.
Social Media Post #2
Bladder full, Pants not watertight,
Floor's absorbency at all-time low.
Must use toilet. Soon!
My Urgency does grow.
Social Media Post of the Day
Rainbow fart released.
Browns and Greens in sweeping arc.
Gold shower at end.
This rainbow is jest.
Look again: it's colours are
Five, Seven, and Five.
Ode to a Chili Bean
I know you’re only here for a while,
I know that you’re just passing through,
But please explain to me just why
You make it burn when I go poo.
Having escaped Bangkok I take a very quick tour through the handicap bathroom of Narita airport. #bidet #toilethumor #japenglish #engrish #travel #disabled #internatiomaltravel #handicap
Change.org petition to force the manufacturer to sell deodorizer gel as "toilet kisses"
If I become a dictator of a nation, I would outlaw single ply toilet paper. No way that is economical. I feel like I use 5x the amount of paper than 2 or 3 ply #humor #ToiletHumor
“RING FOR TOILET PAPER”. Genius.
Have you ever wanted to stop 
but you body refuses to listen, me the past two days
Skibidi Toilet... more like Unicode-bidi Toilet
When your body decides to drop a few pounds of waste mass, right before you need to head out the door, priceless.
TIL the danish word for cruise control is "fartpilot"
Periodic reminder that pee.ing is still available 
I just made up the term Turd Whirled War, and there are only two search hits for it on the entire In-turd-net, both pointing at what seems to be a single source.
That's, like, de facto, totally quasi original. Ish.
WHY are sensible people still on the Xitter?
#ToiletHumor #PottyMouth #ElonMusk #Musk #X is #Xit #Twitter #Germany #Disinformation
