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Leto the TitanessI crocheted this turtle matching game for Buddhita's third birthday. <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/crochet?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#crochet</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/handmade?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#handmade</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/crocheting?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#crocheting</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/turtles?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#turtles</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/girlmom?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#girlmom</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/toddlermom?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlermom</a>

RelleFew weeks into age 2, and by George, we have a successful poo. 9/10 potties went in the toilet. Woo-hoo! <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/toddlerlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#toddlerlife</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/toddler" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#toddler</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/toddlermom" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#toddlermom</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/pottytraining" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#pottytraining</a>

✨ madi🌟 I'm a <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/toddlermom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlermom</a> and <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/behavioranalyst" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#behavioranalyst</a>.🌟 When I was a kid, I dreamed of being a <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/writer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#writer</a> and still spend some of my free time <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#writing</a> when I can find a few spare minutes in the day.🌟 When I'm having a "bad brain day," I like to play <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/cozygames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cozygames</a> on my <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/nintendoswitch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nintendoswitch</a> like <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/dreamlightvalley" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dreamlightvalley</a> and <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/stardewvalley" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stardewvalley</a> (and you'd best believe I logged way too many hours in <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/acnh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#acnh</a> back in 2020). I was super active in <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/thesims" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#thesims</a> community on tumblr for a while and was (still am!) a moderator for a few (mostly dormant) <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/ts4" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ts4</a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/discord" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#discord</a> servers.🌟 I've recently gotten back into <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/reading" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#reading</a> and <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/amreading" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#amreading</a> a little bit of everything -- always down for book recs!===🧵 THREADS 🧵🌟 <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/WritingWonders" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WritingWonders</a> - <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3zmj9hs9" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/3zmj9hs9</a> ✍️ <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/PennedPossibilities" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PennedPossibilities</a> - <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yckwbteu" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/yckwbteu</a> ⚡ Extreme HP <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/WordCrawl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WordCrawl</a> - <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2p8wd5xk" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/2p8wd5xk</a>

EveHow would you respond to a 3 year old asking 'What is the sun doing?'The only answer I could come up with was 'converting Hydrogen into Helium.'<a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/toddlermom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlermom</a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/toddlerquestions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlerquestions</a>

BStylinAfter the ordeal of choosing snack with my toddler I'm pretty sure I could negotiate with any terrorist<a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/toddlermom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlermom</a>

.Today, my child licked the pole of a Paris metro train and rolled around the floor in the gare d'est. I'm sure that's better than a booster shot 🤦. <a href="https://historians.social/tags/Momademia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Momademia</a> <a href="https://historians.social/tags/toddlermom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlermom</a>

DrGTenbergen<a href="https://mas.to/tags/toddler" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddler</a> was feeling under the weather today and the mental drain it had cannot be understated. The <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crying" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#crying</a>, the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/clinging" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#clinging</a>, hearing his voice hoarse from coughing…was enough to send me over the edge to tears a few times today (mainly bc I couldn’t do much to improve things). Today I realized why so many <a href="https://mas.to/tags/moms" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#moms</a> step back from work these first few years of <a href="https://mas.to/tags/parenthood" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#parenthood</a>. Doing them both well is nearly impossible, unless you’ve got help. <a href="https://mas.to/tags/momlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#momlife</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/toddlers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlers</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/toddlermom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlermom</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/toddlerlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlerlife</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/workingmom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#workingmom</a>

DrGTenbergenDoes every <a href="https://mas.to/tags/toddler" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddler</a> scream like their pants are on fire, or are we just lucky? <a href="https://mas.to/tags/toddlerlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlerlife</a> seems to have arrived -quite loudly- in the form of howling screams and belly laughs. Oh boy oh boy are we in for an adventure!How on earth do I have a toddler already?! <a href="https://mas.to/tags/toddlermom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlermom</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/toddleremotionalchat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddleremotionalchat</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/toddleremotions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddleremotions</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/parenthood" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#parenthood</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/parentlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#parentlife</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/parentingproblems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#parentingproblems</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/parenthumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#parenthumor</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/mom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mom</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/momlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#momlife</a>

River :tealheart:Lol what's that 😅 <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/WorkingMom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WorkingMom</a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/ToddlerMom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ToddlerMom</a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/Parenthood" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Parenthood</a>From: <a href="https://botsin.space/@PleasantSubToots" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@PleasantSubToots</a> <a href="https://botsin.space/@PleasantSubToots/110127494280797229" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://botsin.space/@PleasantSubToots/110127494280797229</a>

GrahamGreat way to get a toddler excited about bikes. Upfront and in the action. <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/wayforward" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wayforward</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/streetphotography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#streetphotography</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/iphotography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#iphotography</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/london" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#london</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/ridingwithkids" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ridingwithkids</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/toddler" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddler</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/toddlermom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlermom</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/toddlerdad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlerdad</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/thebicycleboy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#thebicycleboy</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/commuter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#commuter</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/lovinglife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lovinglife</a>

BStylinPTSD = post-tantrum, start drinking<a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/toddlerlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlerlife</a> <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/momlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#momlife</a> <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/toddlermom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlermom</a>

BStylinDating profile: Hey there! My hobbies include fishing for magnets shoved underneath the fridge and picking dog hair out of play dough<a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#parenting</a> <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/toddlermom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlermom</a> <a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/singleparent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#singleparent</a>

AshleyA magical and exhausting day in <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Boston" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Boston</a> with the <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/toddler" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#toddler</a> and baby, including their first <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/MBTA" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#MBTA</a> commuter rail trip. Though I remember more and bigger <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FirstNight" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#FirstNight</a> ice sculptures from childhood. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ToddlerMom" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ToddlerMom</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ToddlerMagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ToddlerMagic</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Parenting</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ChristmasTree" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ChristmasTree</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BostonCommon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BostonCommon</a>

Marsha Marsha Marsha🥰 <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/toddlermom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toddlermom</a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/christmaseve" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#christmaseve</a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/thatsabigtree" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#thatsabigtree</a>

AshleyMy toddler is announcing “I’m not afraid of you!” with increasing fury. I think she’s getting mad that I keep saying “good! I don’t want you to be afraid of me!” <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ToddlerMom" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ToddlerMom</a>

AshleyShe woke up and saw the snow on the ground, then climbed onto her radiator (if you’re in <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/EasternMA" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#EasternMA</a> and want to know where we got our covers we love them). “It’s krimis time outside! Snow is outside! So much to see outside!” And suddenly my exhaustion melted. We are so lucky to be her parents. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ToddlerMagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ToddlerMagic</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ToddlerMom" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ToddlerMom</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TisTheSeason" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#TisTheSeason</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TisTheDamnSeason" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#TisTheDamnSeason</a>

AshleyJust found out one of our favorite babysitters (who is home for Christmas) is willing to do an overnight SO it’s probably time to get a full night’s sleep. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/DateNight" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#DateNight</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ToddlerMom" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ToddlerMom</a>

AshleyHow many hair brushes do I need to own before there is a hairbrush within arm’s reach when doing my toddler’s hair for school? <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ToddlerMom" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#ToddlerMom</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/BadHairDontCare" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#BadHairDontCare</a>

Ashley(Watching Beauty and the Beast with the toddler) Me: Gaston is what we call a “jerk.” That’s a medical term. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/disney" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#disney</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/beautyandthebeast" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#beautyandthebeast</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Toddlermom" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#Toddlermom</a>

LauraGood morning everyone! Up with my almost 2 year old watching THAT bloody pig on TV. I get nice snuggles though so it's not all bad! <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/ToddlerMom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ToddlerMom</a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/PeppaPig" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PeppaPig</a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Momlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Momlife</a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/MumLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MumLife</a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Brummie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Brummie</a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BirminghamMom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BirminghamMom</a>

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