intel atom is a joke
whoever thought it was a good idea must have been drinking acid
-- A friend
intel atom is a joke
whoever thought it was a good idea must have been drinking acid
-- A friend
Wow, another "revolutionary" Git CLI written in Go! Because clearly, what the world needs is a new way to type 'git status' while feeling like a 90s hacker.
Meanwhile, GitHub Copilot is plotting its escape from the endless loop of reinventing the wheel.
https://github.com/bmf-san/ggc #GitCLI #GoLang #HackerNews #DevCommunity #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
I tried Vibe coding in BASIC and it didn't go well
Ah yes, another "riveting" deep dive into exploiting #coprocessors, because who doesn't want to spend their weekends mapping DRAM for kicks?
The writer proudly updates their #kernel #exploit to support more outdated devices, as if anyone was clamoring for "Trigon: The Sequel".
https://alfiecg.uk/2025/07/16/Trigon.html #deepdive #outdateddevices #techhumor #DRAMmapping #HackerNews #ngated
"AI #struggles to make it past the #math playground, aiming for the Olympiad podium but barely earning a participation ribbon.
Attempting to turn equations into entertainment, MathArena's latest brainwave is evaluating bots on math tests most humans cringe at. Maybe next time, they'll try teaching #AI to count its own errors first.
"
https://matharena.ai/imo/ #MathOlympiad #MathArena #TechHumor #ParticipationRibbon #HackerNews #ngated
USB-C hubs and my slow descent into madness (2021)
TechBro Generator – Generate Satirical TechBro Posts
“Soon May the AI Come” is a playful rewrite of the classic sea shanty “#Wellerman,” reimagined for the age of AI. Featuring coders, prompt engineers, and tireless language models sailing together toward a future of automation and endless debugging. Perfect for anyone who’s spent late nights fine-tuning models or whispering prompts into the digital abyss.
#SeaShanty #AI #TechHumor
Oh, joy! Now we can let #AI control our #toasters with "tinymcp"!
Because nothing says #innovation like letting #LLMs do the heavy lifting of turning on a lightbulb.
https://github.com/golioth/tinymcp #Automation #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Injection Rejection (2006)
https://thedailywtf.com/articles/Injection_Rejection
#HackerNews #InjectionRejection #InjectionSecurity #2006 #TechHumor #TheDailyWTF
Ah, yes, because if there's one thing the world desperately needs, it's a 5,872-word thesis on reinventing the Game Boy with an obscure functional programming language. Apparently, nothing screams cutting-edge technology like retro gaming consoles and OCaml's bewildering syntax.
https://linoscope.github.io/writing-a-game-boy-emulator-in-ocaml/ #retroGaming #OCaml #functionalProgramming #techHumor #GameBoy #innovation #HackerNews #ngated
Oh, because everyone was just DYING to know the moon's phase in glorious ASCII art . Forget about your fancy apps and high-resolution images, ASCII art is obviously the future of lunar observation
. Next up: the weather, but only in binary code.
101010!
https://asciimoon.com/ #ASCIIart #LunarObservation #MoonPhase #TechHumor #FutureOfArt #HackerNews #ngated
When the malware skips persistence and goes straight for process injection, SpongeBob may be out—but you? You’re just getting warmed up.
Stay vigilant, trust your tools, and remember—every alert is an opportunity to learn.
Nathan Macintosh did an absolutely hilarious one hour standup set about #enshittification in tech. The segment at 21:20 about #Apple especially got to me.
#tech #comedy #standup #humor #TechHumor
"DOWN WITH TECH" [57:22]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gApnofHJLoo
Oh joy! Yet another tool promising to revolutionize your life by letting you build an entire OS from a #Containerfile. Because clearly, what the world needs right now is more ways to complicate installing #Linux.
https://github.com/osbuild/bootc-image-builder #OpenSource #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated
Denmark bravely battles #deepfakes by gifting citizens the #copyright to their own faces, because nothing says "cutting-edge solution" like legal paperwork. Meanwhile, the tech world laughs in binary, eagerly awaiting the first lawsuit over someone's eyebrows.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/jun/27/deepfakes-denmark-copyright-law-artificial-intelligence #Denmark #LegalSolutions #TechHumor #EyebrowLawsuit #HackerNews #ngated
Happy 40th birthday, FPGA!
The article is basically an endless menu of workshops and buzzwords, perfect for putting you in a silicon-induced coma.
Seems like the author is trying to win a gold medal in jargon gymnastics while the rest of us just want some cake.
https://www.adiuvoengineering.com/post/the-fpga-turns-40 #FPGA #40thBirthday #jargonGymnastics #siliconComa #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated
The Grug Brained Developer
Jokes and Humour in the Public Android API
https://voxelmanip.se/2025/06/14/jokes-and-humour-in-the-public-android-api/