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tetris11<p><strong>Dominates a hallway, useless on stairs</strong></p> <p><a href="https://feddit.uk/post/25583413" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">feddit.uk/post/25583413</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
Father Enoch<p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Mom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mom</span></a> was making bread this morning so I went out for breakfast. </p><p>I come back to find my <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Dad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dad</span></a> had fallen over in my <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/bedroom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bedroom</span></a>. </p><p>A few days a go the <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/blinds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>blinds</span></a> on my <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/window" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>window</span></a> fell off. This morning he fixed it, BUT, even though we have at least two <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/stepladders" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>stepladders</span></a>, he decided to stand on the chair in my room instead. </p><p>He not only fell over, he knocked over my <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/hobby" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hobby</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/desk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>desk</span></a>, sending my stuff flying and breaking open a bottle of <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/SimpleGreen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SimpleGreen</span></a> over the floor. </p><p>Good news is he's fine. He's up and fine.</p>
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