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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Saturday has sprung an unexpected surprise with Mrs S getting a bout of labyrinthitis.

She is not too badly affected thankfully but it does mean yours truly having to go out & about into the world today because she doesn’t feel safe to drive.

Catch you folks later!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

I think these riders are running free in the USA & the UK!

“When the Four rather small and nasty Horsemen of Panic ride out there is a good job done by Misinformation, Rumor, and Gossip, but they are as nothing compared to the fourth horseman, whose name is Denial.”
― Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

On that happy note I’m off to help the cops in Night City.

Catch all you lovely lot tomorrow!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Friday crept up, leapt out & gave me quite a turn!

Crumbs this week has gone quickly!

We had a couple of power cuts last night that woke me in the early hours, more the house alarms down the road than anything else!

No plans fo today, likely a relaxed day enjoying the summer warmth.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Bit of an educational quote for tonight :-

“Of the three things that most people know about the horse, the third is that, over a short distance, it can’t run as fast as a man. As Rincewind had learned to his advantage, it has more legs to sort out.”
― Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

No horses in Night City, but pleanty of horsepower, when I can get my hands on it!

Catch you pretty terrific Peeps tomorrow!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Cohen the barbarian, an aging hero who fights demons, druid preists & lumbago to free virgins about to be sacrificed is accompanied by his equally ‘mature’ comrades in the ‘Silver Horde’ including Caleb the ripper.
Caleb is currently advising ‘Teach’ the Horde’s latest recruit:-

“And when in doubt, take all your clothes off,' said Caleb. 'What for?' 'Sign of a good berserk, taking all your clothes off. Frightens the hell out of the enemy. If anyone starts laughing, stab 'em one.”
― Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Night City awaits because getting to sleep in this heat is going to be nigh on impossible!

Catch you perfectly terrific Peeps tomorrow!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

I like this quote, its says something so simple & yet so profound.

“What have I always believed?
That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

Once more unto the brink dear friends - bad guys of Night City watch out!

Catch you fab folk tomorrow!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Tuesday has wandered in all togged out in beach attire ready to make the best of today’s weather!

Breakfast has been had & we are sittin relaxing with coffee & a bit of TV drivel that Mrs S likes.

Off out to lunch again to our fave eatery later.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

It’s a shame this book came out before a certain series of books I could mention, but will leave to you, dear reader, to picture in your mind :-

“There are so many shades of gray."

"Nope."

"Pardon?"

"Thers's no grays, only white that's got grubby. ...”
― Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

On that note I’m off for a couple of hours in Night City.

Catch you fab folk tomorrow!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Monday has shouldered Sunday aside & is demanding coffee nd a full English!

I think I’ve finally turned the corner on this bug, no pain killers required last night & discomfort levels are right down this morning.

Mrs S is off all week & we’re off to Chatsworth for lunch later.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Tonight’s quote is one of those where a little context can come in handy.

Commander Vime’s is being chased thru the frozen woods of Ubervald by werewolves who, being especially vindictive, have nicked his clothes too!
Vimeo’s has stumbled across a cottage in the woods inhabited by 3 elderly sisters :-

“Behind him the door creaked open. He spun round, clutching the sack to him, and saw three very sombrely dressed women watching him carefully. One of them was holding a kitchen knife in a trembling hand,

'Have you come here to ravish us?' she said.

'Madam! I'm being pursued by werewolves!'

The three looked at one another. To Vimes the sack suddenly seemed far too small.

'Er, vill that take you all day?' said one of the women.

Vimes held the sack more tightly. 'Ladies! Please! I need trousers!'

'Ve can see that.'

'And a weapon, and boots if you've got them! Please?'

They went into another huddle.

'We have the gloomy and purposeless trousers of Uncle Vanya,' said one, doubtfully.

'He seldom wore them,' said another.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

Only managed to get a little way into the final mission of act 1 this morning so have a solid couple of hours in Night City to look forward to before bed.

Catch you amazing Peeps in the morning!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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LATE EDIT: corrected a type that created a new character 🙄🤦‍♂️.

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Sunday has slouched in & flopped on the settee looking very relaxed & intending to stay that way.

Breakfast has been had & we’re watching Timothy Spall in ‘Death Valley’.

Feeling a little lest like a punch bag this morning which is promising!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

I’m not at all sure what is currently ailing me & neither are the local GPs, who have decided that since I’m not exhibiting any symptoms of anything they might worry about that they are not going to worry about it full stop. I think I need to find me a good horse doctor! :-

“When a human doctor, after much bleeding and cupping, finds that a patient has died out of sheer desperation, he can always say, "Dear me, will of the gods, that will be thirty dollars please," and walk away a free man. This is because human beings are not, technically, worth anything. A good racehorse, on the other hand, may be worth twenty thousand dollars. A doctor who lets one hurry off too soon to that great paddock in the sky may well expect to hear, out of some dark alley, a voice saying something on the lines of "Mr. Chrysoprase is very upset," and find the brief remainder of his life full of incident.”
― Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Right off to Night City to run thru the last mission of act 1 which is a long one!

I’ll catch you Peeps in the morning!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

I could not hel;p but think back to the 3 times I reloaded the same Cyberpunk 2077 mission this afternoon just to get it perfect when I saw tonight’s quote! :-

“The trouble with life was that you didn’t get a chance to practice before doing it for real.”
― Terry Pratchett, Pyramids

Right just going to go & do the penultimate mission of act 1 in Cyberpunk.
There will be baddies & gangstas receiving a strong talking to in the next hour or so.
They might also find it a terminal experience, because I’m a firm believer in corporate punishment! 😉

catch you pretty spectacular Peeps tomorrow!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Tonight I have delved into The Guide for a quote, which actually describes me very well! :-

“Have another drink," said Trillian. "Enjoy yourself."
"Which?" said Arthur. "The two are mutually exclusive."
"Poor Arthur, you're really not cut out for this life are you?"
"You call this life?"
"You're starting to sound like Marvin."
"Marvin is the clearest thinker I know."
Douglas Adams — ‘The Restaurant at the End fo the Universe’

Ugh I think an early night is called for - might watch a movie or have an Attenborough hit on the TV in the bedroom.

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

I heard a vicious rumour that it’s Thursday, I’m working on the theory that it may or may not be based on whether I choose to open my eyes & observe it!

A really rough night last night, the Manaria decided that if I was going to hit it with pain killers it would get me back with hot sweats & weird sensations.

Don’t expect a lot out of me today.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

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